[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Because I Keep Coming Back to Life

This new cover is so beautiful I'm practically swooning. My artist is insanely talented. Come admire it with me, hehe~^v^~

Tentative blurb:

I came back to life on a street in Italy. Homeless, I found a homeless child. The boy, whose name was Smoked Ham, was like a bad-tempered puppy.

Hammy the puppy refused to become my child, but promised that we would be together forever.

I was deeply moved, and then I died.

Damn, I really shouldn't have let a moment of happiness make me forget that I'm basically the unluckiest person alive.

I came back to life again, this time in a peaceful little town, where I met a kind office worker. But something felt off.

Damn! The office worker looked so clean-cut, yet he was into my hands!

I ran away, only to be found by an old companion who recognized me at a glance. The invincible high school boy had become an invincible professor of marine biology, and his uncle was there too.

Good grief, his uncle was more than ten years younger than him. What a mess.

But whether it was that shameless old man or anyone else, it had all happened over ten years ago. I had died on my way to Egypt. This version of me had come back to life. I was still me, but I wasn't me anymore, and my friends from back then didn't seem able to accept it.

I understand how they feel... Actually, I don't.

So I died... Wait, no, I didn't die this time. I ran away before the old companion who was about to catch me could arrive.

Then I went to Italy. As soon as I landed, a shameless underage driver stole my luggage. The kid looked familiar too, but stealing luggage is still wrong.

Then the kid asked me if I'd already forgotten him.

Huh? What? I don't remember any handsome, blond, mixed-race kid like that.

Anyway, I swear I never expected to team up with this brat who stole my luggage to do something as fantastical as reforming the Italian underworld workplace.

The problem is, I ran into an old acquaintance again. The bad-tempered puppy had grown into a dependable man. I was, of course, deeply moved. I'd have been even happier if he hadn't recognized me.

At this point, there's no way to explain. Better to run.

...I didn't get away. They surrounded me.

Caught between old friends and new ones, I was at a loss. It seemed like everyone thought they deserved an answer.

But I'm just an ordinary person, nothing special except that I can come back to life. If I had to say, I'm incredibly unlucky and die easily. It's fine, since I can always come back to life.

Anyway, I really wanted to die one more time, but I was disappointed again.

Well, the me from the past isn't the me I am now. I did all those things when I was dead, so don't come after the me who came back to life. Besides, going after someone who's actually lived for several hundred years should count as elder abuse, right? Nooo!

Help, urgent! Why did the adorable little stowaways and kids I used to know suddenly turn into such weirdos after they grew up? Why are you getting handsy when you could just talk? And kissing is definitely not okay, right?

Hey, don't come any closer!

The character art is gorgeous! Please come look!

A few thoughts:

1. A JOJO crossover extravaganza, told in third person.

2. As always, multiple love interests. The free-for-all is back in full force.

3. The protagonist has an unlucky constitution and can revive indefinitely. No angst.

4. Everyone, come join in. Love you all.

5. The blurb is tentative, and I'll probably revise it later...

Theme: Life is a long journey