Whose Daughter Is Xiao Luo Today?

Also known as “Which Poor Guy Should Little Luo Wreak Havoc On Today?” The writing gets messy later, so buy with caution.

To come back to life, she followed the demands of the Space-Time Bureau’s System.

Little Luo, an eight-year-old descendant of the gods, came to live in a city called Yokohama. The System promised her that if she gathered seven deadbeat dads, she could go home.

And so Little Luo’s transformations began, with a new dad every day. Little Luo was very enthusiastic.

Deadbeat Dad Number One,

“Dad!” A certain detective sitting in the detective agency suddenly opened his eyes.

Everyone at the agency looked at the little girl, who looked just like him, then turned disapproving eyes on him.

The Great Detective: “...I refuse to open my eyes. I hope this is a hallucination.”

Deadbeat Dad Number Two,

A certain hat-wearing guy watched helplessly as his daughter went in, only for a child who looked like a mackerel to come out.

The Gravity Manipulator: !!!

Deadbeat Dad Number Four,

A certain Russian man, who was just about to frame the detective agency, found himself on the street with a little kid clinging tightly to his leg. “Dad, you can’t abandon me!”

The disgraced Rat: “...”

Deadbeat Dad Number Five,

The little one sucked in her chubby belly and shyly said, “Dad, I’m hungry.”

Sigma, penniless and wondering who he was, where he came from, and where he was going: “...”

Dad Number Six,

“Thousandfold Tears... Thousandfold Tears.”

The muttering child looked at a military dog with three beauty marks at the corner of his eye and declared with certainty, “Dad!”

The Iron Intestine, looking at a little girl who was the spitting image of his partner, answered calmly.

Her real dad: “Suehiro... do me a favor and die.”

Theater One

Little Luo really wanted to complete her task. So the first time she met a certain detective, she beamed at him and said, “Daddy! Can you call me Daddy?”

A certain detective: “...You’re the one calling me Daddy! Idiot, moron! How could I have a moron for a daughter?”

Then,

The child who had completed her task met Deadbeat Dad Number Two. “Dad! Quick, call me Daddy!”

Theater Two,

Little Luo had a black-haired older brother from a young age. Alone and helpless in another world, she found herself a substitute. Finally, after she became his daughter,

The little one beamed. “Bro-Dad, let’s each call it our own way. I’ll call you Bro, and you call me Dad!”

A certain Dazai: “...”

Content warning: This is mostly a comedy slice-of-life story, but it won’t be funny right from the start.

There will inevitably be some out-of-character moments, but I’m doing my best to keep everyone true to form.

Theme: Life is beautiful.