A beginner's novel, with lots of typos. A gentle reminder, dear readers: please think carefully before buying.
Kelo is a hopelessly bad Dou Dizhu player and gambling addict. To secure his bright future as the King of Landlords, he signs a contract with the System and takes on secret identities to complete missions in other worlds.
But before the enterprise was half finished, his phone ran out of battery. Kelo never imagined the world he was sent to would be stuck in the era of basic phones.
Without a phone, he can't log in. Without logging in, he can't play games. And if he can't play games, what's the point of doing missions at all?!
Kelo's wails are deafening. (There was no other choice.) The kindhearted System decides to send him home to grab a power bank.
But it never imagined that the person it sent off in one piece would come back in two.
The System looks at the shy ghost beside him and closes its eyes in despair. Its energy, its record, absolutely cannot be ruined by Kelo!
So the "shy" Kelo takes the playing-card secret identity the System gave him and boldly charges ahead.
Watching his approval rating climb, Kelo (clapping like a little seal): Wow!! I'm amazing! So cool!
The System silently watches the good deeds its Host has done under his secret identities, sinking into thought.
"You're actually Shinichi Kudo's son, aren't you!" the black-and-white Joker, having deduced the truth in a storm of wild theories, declares.
The shrunken detective: ...
"Waaah! Waaah!" Faced with the little diamond sobbing so hard he can barely breathe,
The three Whisky men: Buy it!
Watching the little one instantly stop crying,
The three men: ...
Your tears are so fake, they hurt my heart.
"The vicious Gin bared his fearsome fangs and kicked poor me out of the Operations Division!"
Gin stares expressionlessly at the colorful ace, who started packing the moment he heard he was being transferred to the Intelligence Division.
His hand is itching to move.
That works too?
This novel doesn't involve playing Dou Dizhu, so remember to skip chapters one and five. You can still read the story. It's safe to read.
Content warning: The romance is a little strange. I'll write it very subtly, so don't expect to see anything steamy.
This is a comedy with just a touch of sadness.
The secret identities have their own romance plots, and the original person has a separate romance plot.
The younger sister will appear very little, because she's the protagonist of my next novel.
Let me recommend my next novel: "That's My Secret Identity, Why Are You Messing With Him?"
Android 10 is an overworked wage slave, and one with a terrible boss at that. When a set of secret identities belonging to the Space-Time Administration went missing, his shameless boss dumped the blame on him.
That forced the S-Rank System 0010 to go find them. As if life wasn't hard enough already, someone even started interfering with his missions.
Secret Identity One, Water Spirit, Bihai.
Taking advantage of Yokohama's coastal location, she goes after the Port Mafia from the start, dragging countless people into her waters to play with her.
At last, after putting in a great deal of effort to complete the scenario, just as he is about to retrieve the secret identity, he's stopped by the Port Mafia's so-called Gravity User.
"How long are you going to keep her locked up, you bastards!"
Secret Identity Two, Light Spirit, Hui.
Helping others comes naturally to her. The Light Spirit goes around granting people's wishes and bringing the dead back to life, throwing Yokohama into chaos.
When 10 finally finds her, he works hard to fix the problem. But when it's finally time to retrieve her, he's stopped again. Protecting a crowd of children behind him, a red-haired man says calmly,
"She isn't the one at fault. It's the human heart that's at fault."
Secret Identity Three, Dark Spirits, Youming and Huiyi.
The two mischievous troublemakers sneak into the territory of one organization after another to play pranks, putting all of Yokohama on alert.
But when 10 arrives to retrieve them, the Armed Detective Agency's great detective shields them, one in each arm.
"Lock them in there to guard the Book? The adults are all so mean!"
Secret Identity Four, Mist Spirit, Fulan.
She loves playing games. One night, she meets Tatsuhiko, and the two hit it off at once. A thick fog begins to spread across Yokohama.
Just as expected, 10 looks at the white-haired man blocking his way.
"What's wrong with wanting to get back what's precious to us?"
Listening to the man's accusation, 10 feels utterly miserable. Why treat an overworked wage slave this way?
A new crisis has arisen in Yokohama: the Book, said to be able to grant any wish, has gone missing.
As one sealed person after another escapes, they gradually learn the truth behind the Book's seal. It was built from one living life after another. They became the seal, trapped in the Book forever and stripped of their freedom.
Seeing the boy ruthlessly carry out the sealing, everyone in Yokohama is furious. Why treat them this way?
Theme: The world is beautiful
Which artist can't even change the draft? Isn't this just ridiculous! I can understand if you ask for re-revision at the almost-finished stage, but isn't drafting the first stage? And what kind of draft takes two hours? This is very inefficient.
Want to watch the protagonist's crazy mental state in his previous life?
The draft does look better^~^
Did Mr. Qin recognize it? Wow, I love him so much
I want to see the shadow body, teacher 🤩
Sue him, teacher! Really unhappy 💔 The painter is disqualified, right? That unscrupulous painter!!! He will trick another victim like this next time.
Damn, can you give me a character relationship diagram at the end? 🥺 🥺 My name is not correct in the system 🥺
It's over. Master Qin was already furious. Chablis hit him with his head, and Master Qin became even more angry [covering his face and peeking]
Gin recognized Chablis [covering her mouth and crying] [Purple Sugar]kswl
Press claw claw 💪 08. You [show your hands]