[Showbiz] I Took a Part-Time Rock Gig, and Now I'm Forced to Perform Every Day

New Dragon-bro fic coming soon: [Showbiz] Dating within the band. If you're interested, come tap the little star! Blurb at the bottom!

Su Hao's day job is drawing pure-love comics. Not the kind about pure, innocent romance, but the kind about pure, unadulterated sex.

In short, she's just drawing smut comics. Her brother nailed it with that roast.

(Get lost! Say that again and you'll be the lead singer yourself!)

Yes, you read that right!

Due to various uncontrollable circumstances, she was forced to become the lead singer of the rock band her brother had put together, a band that was on the verge of breaking up.

That one performance took the internet by storm. The band went from a no-name group to a third-rate band people had actually heard of.

She thought she could bow out after making her mark and quietly disappear into the crowd. Who knew that after becoming famous overnight, she'd be photographed passing a HOST club!

She thought the internet had a short memory, and that if she just put up with it, people would move on.

But a few days later, someone's one-tap repost made the band, which had nearly faded from view, famous all over again. Endorsement offers came pouring in.

Everyone was asking who the band's sweet yet world-weary lead singer was.

Variety show mini-scene:

Host: Su Hao□□, why are you appearing on such a serious lunchtime news program?

Su Hao: I just happened to be passing by...

Then the camera pulled back, showing her waving goodbye to the people inside with a huge smile.

Host: Isn't this place a famous host club in Japan?

Su Hao: ...Um... (She cursed the night-vision cameras!)

But there was a reason! I went on my brother's behalf! Creative people like them are always desperate for inspiration when they're writing songs. Right, GD?

Host: Oh my! GD is also...

Kwon Jiyong: I... guess... so...? (Uncertain)

Coming Soon

[Superstar Censored System]

Main quest: Censored world superstar, progress 0%

Side quest: Join YG and successfully censored Bigbang, progress 50%

They say life is full of choices, but they never said you'd have to fill in the blanks too...

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Ever since Song Youyi inexplicably got bound to this superstar System, her once unchanging life had undergone a complete upheaval.

The changes weren't just psychological. Her body had changed, too.

She'd joked that her face looked great whether she was dressed as a man or a woman, but she'd never imagined she'd actually grow something down there one day.

The good news was that it was reversible. All she had to do was take a hot shower and she'd turn back into a woman.

The bad news was that if she couldn't complete her quests, she'd be stuck with it for the rest of her life.

Considering she couldn't afford surgical castration, she was more inclined to believe that some sort of magic would make it disappear.

She might be terrible at Chinese, but she could still guess what those two blanks meant from the context.

A superstar growth System, huh? Fine. I'll show you.

Get personal encouragement from Censored √

Wear Censored's personal necklace for a whole day √

Hold hands with Censored onstage √

Secretly Censored in a corner without moving √

Censored Dragon Censored √

Censored Censored Censored Censored

The quests got stranger and harder. The most obvious sign was that the number of censored blanks went from two to four, six, and even eight.

This had gone far beyond filling in the blanks from context...

Just as she was at her wit's end, a clear chime rang in her mind, followed by a toneless mechanical female voice reading each word aloud:

[Bug successfully fixed. The Superstar Conquest System is at your service!]

Song Youyi: &*%&%?` (pointing at thin air and swearing up a storm)

Blurb screenshotted on 2025.7.12

Theme: Life offers more than one choice