Yinzi's Daring Quest to Become Konoha's No. 1

I've run out of inspiration for my original pitch, so I'll write this first.

Sakata Ginzi, yes, yes, the one from that Gintama cast next door, whose screen time was pitifully short but who still outshone a bunch of shoujo manga heroines. That one, that one--

The white-haired, naturally curly-haired bastard who's crazy about strawberry milk and puts sugar above all else. (Hey! Who are you calling a bastard!)

After a mistake by the gorilla, she was forced into a ninja world where birds poop, chickens lay eggs, and special-effects lightning flies everywhere.

Obviously, the ninjas here and the ones in Gintama aren't even the same species. At least these ninjas don't have a thing for weird letters, and they don't get hemorrhoids on their butts, either.

Huh? You want to know how Gin-san knows that?

I saw it with my own eyes at the time. (Picking nose.jpg)

Please note:

This is an unconventional gender-swapped version of Danna. She wasn't a man who turned into a woman; she's been female from the very beginning.

I'm a terrible amateur writer, so there will definitely be OOC moments.

Theme: Everything for the sake of peace