What Happened After the Strongest Girl Found a Cringeworthy Fanfic

Hello, everyone. My name is Xia Youxiao. I'm six years old, and I'm the mascot of the [Star Cult].

I have a dad, and I love him very much because he often tells me I'm the cutest, most special little monkey.

My big sisters Nanako and Mimiko told me I was picked up from a crepe shop, but I know I'm Dad's child.

Since I want a little monkey too, I try to climb over the wall every day and wait at the crepe shop.

But as I was climbing over the wall once again, a book with a blank cover fell from the sky. I opened it and saw:

[...Suguru, an angel once visited Satoru's belly too. I just can't bring myself to kill...]

Xia Youxiao: Surprised cat.jpg

I get it now. So I really was picked up, just not from a crepe shop. I came from another life!

Even though I'm not interested in the other person, I still plan to find them.

I want to secretly get rid of him so I'll be Dad's only monkey!

A big white cat with bandages was staring at familiar traces of cursed energy.

The next second, a little soot ball wrapped itself around his leg and shouted, "You heartless scumbag! I finally found you!"

Satoru looked at that familiar face and felt like he'd been hit by Unlimited Void.

Before he could ask anything, he saw someone familiar fly over and punch the child clinging to his leg.

"You annoying little monkey! Why are you claiming to be mine? I gave birth to you!"

Those words left both the big one and the little one frozen in place.

Satoru: What?! Suguru, have you been hiding your gender this whole time?!

Saki: Yay!!!

Suguru: Why don't you two just die together?

Xia Youxiao remembers every moment since she first opened her eyes. Dad said it wasn't an illness, but a gift.

She remembers every word the adults said, and remembers them attacking her when they thought she couldn't see. She remembers every time Dad wanted to kill her.

Xia Youxiao knows her dad is walking down a road with no return.

But it doesn't matter. Whatever lies at the end, she'll walk it with her family.

But those wrinkly old mandarins who not only ostracize Dad but also bully Mr. Satoru? She will never let them get away with it!

She picks up the book and starts making things up. Those two are equally ugly, so they should get together. Those people who put out wanted posters can go to the zoo and be old monkeys...

Heh heh, she, Xia Youxiao, is the most amazing monkey of all. She can protect her family and conquer the world!

Please note:

* The kid has no CP. This is her parents' love story, my version of Gojo x Geto. No switching or breaking them up.

* The kid has hyperthymesia. She has no cursed energy and can't see curses, so in the jujutsu world's terms, she's an ordinary person.

* There won't be much Bungo Stray Dogs content. I'll be changing the later Jujutsu Kaisen plot. Gojo and Geto will both be okay!!

* OOC warning, with personal additions.

* March 12, 2025

Theme: A girl striving for the sake of her family