My Roommate Always Wants Me to Break Up

Fang Chuyu is a dance blogger.

Every day, she posts dance videos and livestreams while rating handsome guys.

Life is great, until a fourth person moves into her dorm.

Xiao Bochen is a famous star in the Computer Science Department at S University. He's handsome and popular, with broad shoulders, long legs, and perfect proportions. And... he looks pretty impressive in that department, too.

When she hears he's moving in, Fang Chuyu grins so widely her eyes disappear.

But...

On his very first day, faced with Fang Chuyu acting all coy, Xiao Bochen doesn't even raise his eyes. "I'm gay."

Fang Chuyu: ...You bastard!

After Xiao Bochen mocks her several times, Fang Chuyu gets into a full-on feud with him.

She deliberately acts coquettish and puts on airs, dances provocatively in the dorm whenever she has time, and even agrees to date an upperclassman.

The upperclassman, Wei Qingyu, is Xiao Bochen's friend from the same major. He and Xiao Bochen are always together, and now Fang Chuyu is part of the picture, too.

At Xiao Bochen's hostile glare, Fang Chuyu thinks, I'll make you sick of me if it's the last thing I do.

Unfortunately, Fang Chuyu is too much of a handful and too clingy, not at all what the upperclassman imagined. Before long, he breaks up with her.

On the day they break up, Fang Chuyu is afraid Xiao Bochen will make fun of her, so she returns late.

The dorm is dark. By moonlight, she can only make out Xiao Bochen sitting in a chair, his feelings unreadable behind his glasses.

Fang Chuyu: We broke up. Happy now?

Xiao Bochen: Yeah.

Fang Chuyu sneers. I knew that loser had a crush on Wei Qingyu!

Xiao Bochen: Want to go out with me?

Fang Chuyu: ???

*

Xiao Bochen is good-looking and smart, and has always had things go his way.

But he has a secret: he's sexually cold.

Until he moves into a new dorm,

and his new roommate with the oval face loves acting coy. Her voice is gentle, her tone smooth, and there's a unique magnetic quality to it.

Every time she acts coy, Xiao Bochen feels desire surging inside him.

Xiao Bochen wonders: How can I get her to record a little breathy moan for me?

*Fang Chuyu: My roommate keeps hoping I'll break up. He must be waiting to swoop in!

*Xiao Bochen: You've got it backwards. Why settle for a recording when I can listen to the real thing every day?

Note:

1. She has no intimate contact with the upperclassman.

2. The top falls for his looks, shamelessly. The bottom is only sharp-tongued and is actually a little cutie.

Outwardly flirtatious but easily embarrassed bottom x secretly flirtatious but shamelessly thick-skinned top

Theme: Don't judge people by their looks.