Good Grief! The Villain Married Me

The main story is complete! You can start reading now! Original title: Xu Xu Mou Zhi Coming soon: Piggybacking on the Protagonist in a Long Aotian Novel Question: If you transmigrated to ancient times, what would you want to do? Win distinction, become a marquis or minister, or enjoy beautiful days surrounded by lovely concubines? Su Xuxing: Thanks for asking. I've already transmigrated, and I'm selling salted duck eggs. Becoming a marquis or minister is out of the question. As for lovely concubines... Zhao Jinmou: As for what? Su Xuxing: Nothing... * Su Xuxing's "business venture" collapsed before it was even halfway done. When he woke up, he had become the Su Xuxing in a book. A young man whose life had been brought to an end by the sordid affairs of the inner household. After thinking over the plot for a long while, Su Xuxing reached two crucial conclusions: First, no one in the Su family is any good. Second, absolutely do not provoke Zhao Jinmou. * A major event has recently shaken the Su family of Linjiang Prefecture: the eldest branch's legitimate grandson, who was driven to the outskirts of the city after his mother hanged herself and left to fend for himself, has returned. Once renowned as a brilliant and gifted young master, Su has come back to Linjiang after two years away. Who knows what kind of stir he will cause this time? After all, someone else now holds the position of eldest grandson of the main branch, and has already earned a reputation. What place could there possibly be for him? The Su family looks down on Su Xuxing, unaware that his ambitions were never limited to Linjiang Prefecture. Gazing at the Su family's imposing vermilion gates, Su Xuxing smiled faintly. Just a bunch of upstarts. * The legitimate son and grandson of the main branch had returned, and the current matriarch of that branch racked her brains for a solution. All of Linjiang was saying that Su Xuxing had such a fierce aura that he brought misfortune to his mother and family. For the sake of the old master Su's health, he had to marry a wife with an even fiercer aura. At the renowned Daoist master Wen Dao's point, a wooden sword was directed at the Zhuxiang Tower, and someone was carried back from there. A husband, a male courtesan, a cripple... Su Xuxing and his spouse became the laughingstock of all Linjiang. But Su Xuxing, the person involved, looked at his wife's breathtaking face and nodded with satisfaction. "What's your name?" "Zhao Jinmou." Su Xuxing: ... Damn it! A bottom who looks like a top as he climbs his way up x a beautiful villain top Note: 1. The story follows the bottom's personal growth and romance. It focuses on the plot, takes its time, and includes angsty tropes such as amnesia. 2. This is not a political intrigue novel, a marriage-first-love-later novel, or a wish-fulfillment power fantasy. *This is a fictional world, so don't overthink the details. Just enjoy the story! *I'll revise the text later to fix some inconsistencies and typos. Thanks for reading! Blurb captured on 2021.03.07 -- Piggybacking on the Protagonist in a Long Aotian Novel Ning Xu transmigrated into a book, a Long Aotian novel, as the male protagonist's junior fellow disciple. The junior disciple was handsome, highly talented, and adored by his teachers. In private, however, he was a cruel sadist who took pleasure in humiliating others. At this point, the protagonist was still an unknown nobody. Though he bore the title of eldest senior brother, his magic was weak, and he suffered humiliation at the hands of everyone in his sect. But Ning Xu knew that his eldest senior brother's spiritual root had merely been sealed, and he had not yet learned how to use it. Once he grew stronger step by step, he would become a genius with every spiritual root, able to cleave the world in two with a single sword! He would command all the world's treasures, with beauties flocking to him! Thinking about how he would one day lounge on a mountain of gold and live in luxury, Ning Xu was just about to whip the protagonist when he brightened, tossed aside the whip, and lunged to cling to his leg. "Waaah, eldest senior brother, I was wrong! From now on, I'll do everything I can to be your lackey! I mean, your follower!" Helian Ze: ??? Ning Xu successfully infiltrated the protagonist's group and devoted himself to being Helian Ze's lackey. Whoever messed with Helian, Ning Xu would take them on! Before long, word of Ning Xu's victories over the younger generation had spread throughout the entire sorcerer world. Ning Xu's reputation grew, and more and more people came looking for him. Whether they wanted to suck up to him or pick a fight, he beat them all senseless. There was just one exception. Looking at the other man's injuries and pitiful expression, Ning Xu felt a little reluctant. "Tell me your name, and I might let you off without a beating!" The man flinched and answered softly, "Baili Jin." At that, Ning Xu launched himself forward, grabbed the man's leg, and cried, "Boss, boss! I was wrong! From now on, I'll do everything I can to be your lackey! I mean, your follower!" No one else knew, but Ning Xu did: no matter how pitiful and weak Baili Jin seemed, he was actually the biggest powerhouse in the book, with strength beyond compare, a legendary figure whom even the protagonist never dared to challenge! Ning Xu thought happily to himself that he had latched onto the two most powerful men in the whole book. Wasn't the entire sorcerer world now his to rule? Ning Xu thought it was perfectly safe to secretly cling to two powerful men. But could someone please explain why these two men, who had never even met in the book, were now at odds? Helian Ze smiled warmly and reached out to him. "Junior brother, come here." Baili Jin's gaze turned sinister, leaving no room for argument. "Go on, try it." Ning Xu: ... Help! What is this showdown? I'm here to cling to powerful men, not to get myself killed! A cheeky, grinning lackey bottom x a legendary ancestor, a top split into fragments *Helian Ze and Baili Jin are fragments of the same person. *Set in a fictional fantasy world. Theme: No matter what your circumstances are, keep striving upward and build a successful life.