Those Years I Served as a Corrupt Official in Emperor Wu's Court

Xie Yan managed to get himself killed! Xie Yan came back to life and transmigrated to the Han dynasty under Emperor Wu. Curious about Emperor Wu of Han, he decided to keep living. But all he knew how to do was eat, sleep, and wait for death. How could he meet Emperor Wu? Xie Yan had an uncle working in the palace, so he decided to follow him inside. He made it into the palace, but unfortunately, they assigned him to look after the dogs. He wasn't good at looking after dogs, but he was good at tattling! Xie Yan decided to become a thoroughly detestable dog of an official! Liu Che had a secret: he could hear the thoughts of that dog of an official. The first time, he was with Han Yan when he heard: “Emperor Wu's first boyfriend?” Liu Che: ??? The second time, he was with Wei Zifu when he heard: “No wonder she's the great general's older sister, the Marquis of Champion's aunt, and the crown prince's mother!” Liu Che: ??? The third time, on his way to the Jiaofang Palace, he heard: “Don't bother. You two aren't compatible by birth chart. You're destined to have no children.” Liu Che: ...After hearing it once, then again, and then a third time, Liu Che was sure he hadn't misheard. But those thoughts were truly something else! Completed historical transmigration novels: Everyone in My Family Is an Emperor, Growing Old in the Han Dynasty, The Crown Princess Is Very Busy, Fourth Master as a One, His Consort as a Two, and Have You Eaten Today? Completed period novels: Stepmother (Transmigration), Five Years of Marriage, Living Apart the Whole Time [The 1970s], and The Remarried Couple of the 1960s. There are many more in my author profile. Paragraph comments are open. Add the story to your favorites to comment! Told from the male lead's perspective. Please don't ask me to teach in the countryside. All kind and friendly readers are welcome! Theme: Live well and save more people.