I Thought It Was Prophecy, So Why Did It Turn into a Curse?

Li Shuran transmigrated into a book one day and became the doomed Ninth Prince in the story. Bad news: Things went catastrophically wrong from the start. As a prince, he was sent away for a political marriage. Good news: He was chosen by the System. He could complete missions, earn points, draw prizes, and shop in the store. On his first draw, he got a Word Spirit skill. But after he drew the Word Spirit skill, the entire story started to take a different course. "The male and female leads are supposed to meet on the pier. Go stop them from meeting." Li Shuran looked at the rickety pier and said, "How are they supposed to meet here? This bridge is so broken, won't it collapse?" The moment the words left his mouth, the bridge collapsed. The leads, having heard Li Shuran talking to the System, fell into the water, fuming with resentment. "The Third Prince is going to be attacked at his maternal grandfather's funeral. Go stop the assassin." Li Shuran hurried to the funeral. Seeing that not a single person in the room looked sad, he said, "Could the Third Prince's grandfather still be alive?" The moment the words left his mouth, the Third Prince's grandfather climbed out of his coffin, to everyone's horror. Later, Li Shuran realized something was wrong. Every time he said something, the good predictions never came true, but the bad ones always did. Looking at the enemy general crushed to death by a cow falling from the sky, he couldn't help sighing at the heavens. Why had his Word Spirit skill turned into a jinx? Coming soon: The First Prince Plots a Coup Every Day Zhu Yuanzhang spent his life making decisive, ruthless choices. After gazing upon the vast empire he had conquered, he died with a smile. Then he opened his eyes and found himself transmigrated into a little baby in a dynasty of men with long braids. What the heck is this? A shaved head with a little pig's tail. It couldn't get any uglier. Later, he happened to hear someone mention the remnants of the previous Ming dynasty. His hair stood on end. So you were the one who destroyed the Ming I built! Outrageous! With that thought, he used his weak little infant hands to pinch the slightly balding face in front of him as hard as he could. Kangxi rubbed his face against the baby's hand and laughed happily. "My beloved consort, look! Baoqing likes me so much!" He picked the baby up and kissed him several times, then rubbed his face against him. "Your father loves Baoqing most, too." Zhu Yuanzhang was so furious he nearly flipped over. Just you wait, you little brat! When I grow up, I'll take your empire for myself. Coming soon: History Livestream: The Founding Emperors Go on a Rampage Time and space fell into disarray. Guanyue's history livestream was reviewing the spendthrift heirs of dynasties past, and it caught the attention of the founding emperors. The founding emperors of every dynasty settled in with little stools, sunflower seeds, and sweets, ready to enjoy the show and laugh at the heirs' expense. But as soon as the livestream began, Qin Shi Huang was the first to stop laughing. Qin Shi Huang: So I'm the laughingstock! My son actually squandered away my entire empire?! A string of mocking comments appeared below: Zheng-ge's son was useless. Just wait and see how ours do. But as the livestream grew more and more popular, all the founding emperors grew restless. Enough talk. Time to go home and discipline the kids. Synopsis Two: Guanyue lost both her legs in a car accident. Just as her life fell into ruin and she was losing hope, she was bound to a livestream System. It tasked her with telling the founding emperors of each dynasty about their spendthrift descendants, and getting them to form a bond with her. Later, Qin Shi Huang traded public support points for an extra year of life and devoted himself to developing agriculture. Liu Bang entered Emperor Wu of Han's dream and taught him that a nation could grow strong through science and technology. Li Yuan became a vengeful ghost who could appear before his spendthrift descendant. Genghis Khan got a possession talisman, and Zhu Yuanzhang used a body-snatching pill. The founding emperors went on a rampage, beating their unworthy descendants until they ran around clutching their heads. Theme: Live life to the fullest as yourself.