Don't Touch the Rabbit's Ears

Lu Pingjiang, the military's strongest commander, was on leave for a routine checkup when he spotted a fair, adorable young man in the hallway.

The young man wore an omega collar and had floppy rabbit ears. He was as beautiful as an expensive collectible figurine in a display case.

After finishing his exam, Lu Pingjiang found a floppy-eared rabbit curled up in the bathroom, in heat and desperate to be marked, his eyes glistening with tears.

Lu Pingjiang picked him up and held him in his arms, slowly stroking his ears. He removed the young man's collar and gave him a temporary mark.

But the mark didn't work. Instead, things only got worse.

After one night together,

Lu Pingjiang went to get their pheromone compatibility tested. The result was 99.99%. In other words, they were each other's aphrodisiac and antidote.

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Yun Shuang was very troubled after they got married.

He was extremely intelligent but remarkably slow when it came to feelings, and couldn't understand why Lu Pingjiang wouldn't let him cuddle or act cute with other people.

They were married, not dead. Why couldn't he?

Lu Pingjiang hugged and bit him every day, then complained that his gland was too delicate and got swollen and red from just one bite.

Did he not remember how many times he'd bitten him?

Later, the university invited Lu Pingjiang to teach a class.

Yun Shuang was taken advantage of by this teacher who had no regard for professional ethics, and even dragged into the little grove on campus for an improper lesson.

After much soul-searching, he decided to fight back. Encouraged by his classmates, he took a 500-character letter of protest to the military base to negotiate with Lu Pingjiang.

Lu Pingjiang looked up from a pile of military documents and took a moment to read it. "You didn't like last night? Fine. Tonight we'll do what you like."

Yun Shuang nodded. "Mm, I didn't like it. It was too, too much... No, I'm protesting about something else!"

Lu Pingjiang kept reading. "Oh, not stopping when you said stop, not slowing down when you asked, not going gentle when you begged..."

Yun Shuang flushed with embarrassment and fury. "I didn't ask you to read it out loud! Stop!"

Lu Pingjiang set down the letter of complaint, signed it with the same formality he used on military paperwork, and handed it back. "Unreasonable demands. Appeal denied. What do you want for lunch? I have two hours to eat with you."

Yun Shuang thought it over and said, "Hot pot."

Theme: Opportunity favors the prepared