Written alongside another story to lift my spirits. Pure wish fulfillment.
Someone in the System's space has finally earned enough points to return to his own world!
His work was almost perfect, so the Main System waved a hand and granted him three wishes.
First:
"Give the System who has worked with me all along a body."
Second:
"I want to take him back with me."
Third:
"I want ten billion."
Ji Yinglin, who had spent all 99 quick transmigration missions as a poor cannon-fodder character, clenched his fist in fury.
"I! Want! Ten! Billion!"
He'd go home and live like a rich tycoon! What a life!
*
Back in his own world, Ji Yinglin piled money on his bed and slept on it, only to realize that his family and friends seemed a little strange.
He booked out an entire amusement park and ran into his cousin, who had returned home with a baby on the way.
At a party, his younger cousin's true-or-fake heir swap mystery was exposed.
On a visit to his old school, he heard a rumor that his junior might be pregnant.
His cousin was devoted to someone despite knowing she was just a stand-in, a cannon-fodder character.
A fake childhood sweetheart of an uncle, and an easygoing aunt who married in someone else's place.
Even the driver who came to apply for a job at the family home the next day was a Dragon King son-in-law!
Ji Yinglin (drawing in a sharp breath): My original world is this melodramatic?!
No problem!
The tycoon with ten billion, who knew just how useful money could be, pulled out a black card and smirked.
"Bring on the money!"
Problem solved!
Ji Yinglin: (hands behind his back) (smirking) (looking down on everything)
The best way to solve things is to throw money at them!
*
System 027 knew that the Host it had chosen wasn't very clever.
So it patiently taught him while protecting him through 99 quick transmigration worlds.
Once they had enough points, it knew their long journey was over.
But Ji Yinglin wanted to take it with him.
"I need a housekeeper. You..."
"All right." He agreed at once, now that he had a human body.
Being a housekeeper was great.
A housekeeper could help you manage a home forever.
2025.3.2
A few little tips:
This is a pure wish-fulfillment comedy packed with jokes! I mostly spent ages researching and filling in details until my head hurt, then threw together a ten-thousand-word outline and a bunch of ideas in one night. Of course I had to start writing while the inspiration was fresh!
I have no chapters stockpiled. I'm writing two stories at once to push myself, with 3,000+ words a day!
I'll add more when I think of it!
Theme: Live well and live positively!
Remember more Xiaoshe! Throw flowers!
Look what I caught! Double open tigers!