Where's the best place to get fried eggs in Teyvat?
Liyue's master chef? Go see Lanyang!
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As a cook, you have to have a signature dish!
As a cook, you have to be ready to brave any danger for that signature dish!
As a cook, if the best thing you make is Teyvat Fried Egg, then you must have perfected it!
Charlotte, a journalist from Fontaine, walks ten thousand miles, crossing mountains to reach Liyue, all to interview Teyvat's greatest Fried Egg warrior
"Chef Lanyang, your Teyvat Fried Egg is called the most delicious fried egg in the world. Its flavor has inspired countless famous people to marvel. Do you have some special technique?"
"I put my heart into it."
"So, are you working on a new signature dish?"
"Grilled steak."
Charlotte waits seven days for the new dish to be developed, but after comparing them, she still happily chooses the Teyvat Fried Egg!
"This is the most delicious fried egg in Teyvat! No contest!"
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Lanyang was taken in by a chef who became his adoptive father, and swore to carry on his father's superb culinary skills. He never imagined that
Even though he knows every recipe by heart, the dish he makes best is still Teyvat Fried Egg!
Damn it! This must mean his cooking just isn't good enough!
Lanyang packs up his things and sets off to study cooking across the seven nations!
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One day, Chef Lan feeds a blond Traveler who accidentally fell from a mountain, along with his companion. After one bite of Teyvat Fried Egg, the Traveler can't help exclaiming:
"What an incredible fried egg! It restored me to full health in one go!"
"I hereby dub you Teyvat's Fried Egg Warrior!"
Lanyang scowls and lowers his spatula, then angrily hands them the remaining fried eggs. His culinary studies abroad begin today!
The blond Traveler and his Emergency Food are generous and have many friends. Wherever they go, they enthusiastically recommend Chef Lan's homemade Teyvat Fried Egg
And so begins the legend of the miraculous Teyvat Fried Egg Warrior!
The protagonist can actually cook plenty of dishes, but his Teyvat Fried Egg is the only one that's reached the absolute peak. Don't ask why. Aha just jumped into the wrong show to have some fun (not really).
The blond Traveler is Aether, a combination of the fun-loving version and the original Aether. In private, he's very chatty and loves making snarky comments.
Chef Lan is the Teyvat Fried Egg Warrior! Even if he makes other dishes that taste great, doesn't the Teyvat Fried Egg that fully restores your health earn him that title?
I'll write it slowly. A food story! A food story! A food story! What's wrong with fried eggs? Isn't a Teyvat Fried Egg that fully restores your health delicious enough?
The idea began on January 20, 2024. The final blurb is set and has been screenshotted.
Theme: No matter how many recipes you know, Teyvat Fried Egg reigns supreme!
