What to Do When a Fool Tries to Scam You

1. Jiang Yiheng had been in a foul mood lately. His boss had sent over the rumored good-for-nothing young heir to get some experience. He never showed up himself, but had his assistant give Yao Shu a few stern warnings. A few days later, a big idiot blocked his front door. The man held up his phone and filmed him. “You’re Jiang Yiheng’s little lover, right? Hurry up and call that old bastard Jiang Yiheng out here, or I’ll expose you two!” Jiang Yiheng himself: “...” He was allergic to idiots. With a blank expression, he called the property management office. “Could you send a couple of people over? There’s a moron at my front door.” 2. Yao Shu’s brain short-circuited. He never expected the man with refined features and a cool, aloof air, whose every impatient glance seemed to ooze allure, to actually be Jiang Yiheng himself. And he had always been allergic to good-looking people. He thought that as long as Jiang Yiheng didn’t go too far, he could grudgingly put up with him. But Jiang Yiheng went that far and then some. He seemed to have a taste for tormenting him. Unable to swallow his anger, Yao Shu went to confront him again. The instant he saw Jiang Yiheng’s face, every harsh thing he’d planned to say evaporated. His gaze fell on Jiang Yiheng’s full, red lips, and the words slipped out: “If you keep messing with me, I’m going to kiss you!” 3. Jiang Yiheng wiped his mouth, his expression icy. “You’ve kissed me. Now get lost.” Yao Shu refused to leave and even shamelessly claimed Jiang Yiheng had wronged him. He barged right in, hauling his luggage into Jiang Yiheng’s home. Jiang Yiheng consoled himself that he was simply keeping a large, handsome snail-dog who could cook and do housework. It wasn’t such a bad deal. But... Jiang Yiheng soon realized that things were starting to go wrong. Because this dog didn’t just tear up the house. He wanted to tear Jiang Yiheng apart, too. All he wanted, day after day, was to gobble Jiang Yiheng up whole. - Reader’s guide: 1. A scheming, elegant uke × a clingy, goofy seme [fox 🦊 × husky 🐶] 2. Younger seme, both strong characters, romance-focused, with career development. My new novel, People, Crabs Are Super Fierce!, is updating. Please add it to your reading list! [Short-tempered, ferociously cute sand crab uke × scheming, doting, fatherly seme] Xie Yuan was a little sand crab, born different from the rest. He was no bigger than a glutinous rice ball, yet incredibly strong and quick on his feet. He even picked fights with seabirds. Whenever he won, he plucked out their feathers as trophies. He ran rampant, and no one dared mess with him. With nothing much to do most days, his greatest hobby was building himself a mansion. He would make his little sand burrow splendid and luxurious, then proudly plant his claws on his hips: “I’m the hardest-working crab in the world!” But one day, an evil human appeared! Before he could even admire his newly built mansion, a man barged in and flattened it with one step. The man didn’t care in the least. He even lay back on a beach chair and basked in the sun as if he had every right to be there. Humans are bad! Humans are really, really bad! Xie Yuan raised his pincers and charged over in a fury. “Human, apologize to Crab!” “Crab’s big claw can pinch people really hard!” “Human, Crab is super fierce! ...Huh?” A slender finger gently pinched up the tiny, claw-waving sand crab. Their eyes met. Su Linyi looked bewildered and confused. “?” * Su Linyi used to be taciturn and calculating, always careful not to overstep. That changed when he brought home a talking little sand crab. The little crab ruled Su Linyi’s home without a care in the world. Every day, he marched around with his pincers raised, snatched Su Linyi’s Best Actor trophy to use as a toy, stole his scripts and said he wanted to study, then covered the living room in sand and seashells. He even declared arrogantly, “You’re never home, so this is Crab’s territory!” Su Linyi wasn’t angry. He simply watched the little crab romp around and let the house descend into chaos. One night, Su Linyi sat alone in a dark corner without turning on the lights. The little crab charged over with his pincers raised and yelled angrily, “Crab wants dinner! What are you spacing out for, human?!” Su Linyi froze. The gloom lifted, and he suddenly thought that a noisy, lively home wasn’t so bad. He began buying the little crab toys and snacks, and even played with him himself. His assistant said he smiled more than he used to. Su Linyi didn’t deny it. He just looked at the little crab poking his head out of his pocket and peering around, and the corners of his mouth lifted again. * Su Linyi had noticed water marks appearing on his pillow again and again, but the little crab always denied climbing into his bed. Then, one night, Su Linyi woke to a rustling sound. “Xie Yuan?” The little crab, who had been trying to sneak away, froze. A flash of white light followed, and a naked young man appeared out of nowhere. His soft, damp hair clung to his forehead, and his skin was dazzlingly pale. He looked up with wide, innocent eyes. “Crab... really turned into a human?” Su Linyi’s Adam’s apple bobbed. He couldn’t speak for a long moment. After years of living an abstinent life, his heart was now pounding like a drum. Xie Yuan tried to run again, but Su Linyi caught him around the waist. His voice was low and husky. “Now that you’re human, you won’t have to sneak into my bed anymore.” - Theme: Happiness and joy every day