Superbrain Invasion [Quick Transmigration]

Recently, rumors have been circulating in the System world.

There is a mysterious System that targets Hosts assigned to romance, comeback, role-playing, and villain missions, forcing out their original Systems and binding itself to them.

[Drive the Host insane, or drive the Host and everyone around them insane, including their mission targets]

That is the rotten System's line of work.

In the end, the Hosts' missions were completed perfectly, or even exceeded expectations, and the rotten System retired after a job well done.

But for some reason, every Host began searching the whole world for the bastard they both loved and hated, the one whose mere mention made them grit their teeth and turn red around the eyes.

Yin Tu: "That's right. Yours truly."

Yin Tu, the System wanted across every realm. His specific crimes are as follows:

[Crime One] In front of a Host, he [performed oral sex on] a rotten cucumber of a scum gong.

The normal Host: "Aaaah! That hurts! It looks painful!"

Yin Tu: "Aaaah! Hehehe! Wang Cai, Wang Cai, come here! There's a sausage! Here, boy!"

[Crime Two] In front of a Host, he seduced the evil gods into going 'bang' and turned them into viral street snacks.

The Host: "Aaaah! Don't eat that kind of thing with my mouth!"

Yin Tu (munching): "Hmm, it still needs more sauce. Let's go kill another one. How about the one who tried to get into your butt last time?"

The vengeful Host: "Leave it alone. I'll do it!"

[Crime Three]

He robbed Host Target Gong Number One's home, maxed out Gong Number Two's card, took Gong Number Three's spaceship for a joyride, and even removed its super energy core, nearly starting an interstellar war.

The inhuman, emotionless Host smiled indulgently: "I did all of this willingly for Yin Tu, because I love him."

Yin Tu (rolling around) (acting cute) (blowing kisses over and over)

[The System's Most Heinous Crime]

He invaded the human world.

He infected the world's consciousness.

He gave rise to an incurable disease that destroys reason: the madness of unrequited love.

Content warnings:

1. An unconventional quick transmigration story, with a somewhat episodic structure.

2. The protagonist is a System and will have a physical body. He's completely unhinged, a womanizer, and an unconventional heartbreaker.

3. A stress-relief story, utterly absurd, and possibly proof that AI can't replace humans in writing fiction. Read with caution if this isn't your thing.

2025.3.6

Theme: A wonderful new world