In the End, I Had to Do It Myself [Quick Transmigration]

[Volume One needs a rewrite, so please let it build up for now] ① After 666 years working in the Golden Finger Department, money-loving Jin Yiyuan was set up by his boss and kicked into another plane. Department Head: Sign the contract, test our product, and experience a thrilling, feel-good ride. P.S. Your vacation includes meals, lodging, and a partner! Jin Yiyuan: A very grateful but firm no. I love working. Department Head: Sign now and get paid vacation! Jin Yiyuan: Thank you for the organization's kindness. I'll live up to your expectations. Let me pack my things. Blinded by money, Team Leader Jin gets his hands on the test version of a golden finger: a sticker pack. ② First stop on vacation It really does include meals and lodging, and it really is a thrilling ride. He stays at a prison school, eats moldy, stinking food, and is surrounded by dangerous delinquents. Some have their eyes on his ass, while others want his life. There's also one particularly strange guy. He acts like a wild beast around everyone else, but gets more and more obedient around Jin, and is an expert at picking fights just to get attention. Some Young Master: You dare challenge me? Ha! You have no idea how outmatched you are. (Beats him senseless, rules the world, hides a blade behind a smile, utterly arrogant.) [Just then, a little stutterer walks by.] Jin Yiyuan: E-excuse me. The Young Master deliberately bumps shoulders with him, then flops to the ground. With innocent, pure puppy eyes, he starts clinging and making a scene. Some Young Master: You hit me? My mom and dad have never hit me, and nobody has ever beaten me! That just now doesn't count. Fight me again! As he speaks, he pats the enormous, fantastical waterbed beneath him. The Young Master's puppy eyes glitter: Come on! Get on! Jin Yiyuan: ... ③ Nie Lanqing, a mighty figure of the Afterlife Realm, is a legendary person who stands above all others. He can turn clouds with a wave of his hand and rain with the flip of his palm. Stunningly beautiful, ruthless and dazzling, he is the unattainable moonlight in everyone's heart. His one flaw is that he's incredibly petty. If he feels bullied or looked down on (in his own opinion), he always gets his revenge twice over. Yet lately, people have often spotted him frowning as he crouches in a corner, cupping his face and grinning lovestruck, or jumping up and kicking a wall in a rage. He's become a walking sticker pack. Helpful Person A: I heard he fell in love at the vacation resort, but it never works out, and he's been driven crazy. Helpful Person B: That's not right. Isn't he at odds with some team leader from some department, and swore he'd oink like a pig if he didn't get revenge? But every time, he gets completely crushed and loses miserably. In-the-Know Person C: Uh... In-the-Know Person C is torn. Should I tell them that both of those things are true? And that they're both about the same person? Vacation Resorts, (tentative; the order may change later) [Prison Academy] (Complete) [Lost Paradise] In progress [Sentinel and Guide Stage] [Black Cat, White Cat] [Zombie Madness] [True and False Fairy Tales] [Song of Middle-earth] [Beyond the Light-Years] [Past and Future Lives] [I'll write a little, you take a look. Knowing what might bother you can help you avoid it.] 1. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside workaholic bottom vs. outwardly scheming, inwardly naive top 2. Golden finger = "I should be under the car" tool finger 3. The top will chase the bottom through hell in the later part of the story (fair warning) 4. World One was written two years ago, and the story and prose are quite immature and need a rewrite. You can read the first and last chapters and skip the middle, Orz. Theme: One right step leads to heaven, one wrong step to hell. When you can't decide, try jumping. You might just catch a glimpse of the final stop.