My Online Crush Is My Boss

My boss tells me to do this and that.

I turn around and complain to my girlfriend:

"Your boss is such a jerk."

Then my boss turns a cold face toward me and says, "Get back to work. You can't leave until the proposal is done."

I'm too busy working overtime to contact my girlfriend.

Who knew that the cold-faced boss would walk into the office, pull out her phone, and send a voice message in a sugary voice?

"Why aren't you answering me?"

"Don't be hot and cold with me."

"I'll do anything you ask, just don't ignore me."

Theme: You don't have to love me, but don't hurt me.