A Match Made in Heaven

Content Warnings: 1. Let me be blunt from the start: this novel is seriously twisted and is not suitable for readers with strong preferences, especially those with extreme preferences. Please block me! If you ignore the warnings and force yourself to read it, then leave a negative rating afterward, you will never make a fortune in this lifetime! 2. The several love interests are all completely pure in both body and heart. They're just props, and their only purpose is to highlight the protagonist's beautiful, strong, tragic, resilient, and irresistible qualities! 3. This is my take on cultivation and my take on fantasy. The setting is a mystery, and perhaps all that cultivation was for nothing. Fate decrees one's romantic fortunes. He was fated to have countless admirers in his life: one he could never claim, one he could never win, and one he did not want... Blurb One: Tan Duoxi was raised as a girl by his mother from childhood, but when someone really wanted to marry him as his wife, he had no idea what to do. (A slap from Tan Mingyun, two slaps from You Liang. And the ex-husband, Ge Xuechen? Damn, he puts on the biggest act of all.) Blurb Two: Tan Mingyun detested his elder sister, who was always wearing tears on her cheeks. "She" was all affected airs and delicate weakness. She seemed so pitiful, but in truth, she had done every vile and wicked thing imaginable. He also knew that the young man Tan Duoxi admired, Ge Xuechen, the dazzlingly noble swordsmanship prodigy, would surely come to detest Tan Duoxi just as deeply as he did once he saw through "her" true nature, and would call off this marriage, forced upon him by scheming and compromise. But after waiting and waiting, all he got was news of his elder sister's wedding date. Blurb Three: The two things Ge Xuechen regretted most were trying to reform his wife, and thinking the worst of him... Blurb Four: Flowers hesitate, willows sigh softly. How can love bear such pain? He said he would become the Kaiyang Star in the heavens, watching over him, protecting him, and loving him forever. But in Tan Duoxi's heart, the same regret as his mother's took root: As days turned into years, a moment's heartache became a sin. He seduced Lin Kaiyang and fell into a fate from which there was no escape. Fantasy cultivation Protagonist: Tan Duoxi (a pampered young lady from a respectable family, extremely weepy, particularly troublesome, and a two-faced person with no morals) Love interest one: Tan Mingyun (says one thing, but does another) Love interest two: Ge Xuechen (a twisted, dark, damp ghost of a man) Love interest three: Shang Youliang (a hentai with chauvinistic beliefs) Love interest four: Lin Kaiyang (an innocent little ghost) A captivating, beautiful, fragile, tragic protagonist with masterful acting x his dogs Weibo: Fuxuexue Only. Come say hi! Coming soon: "Long Live the Princess!" In Chengde Year Four, Auntie Jin held the baby in her arms, gently rocking her as tears streamed down her face. The empress, on her deathbed, glanced at her newborn child, closed her eyes, and said, "Tell His Majesty it's a princess." In Chengde Year Nineteen, the imprisoned Princess Huazhang left her residence and was sent far away to marry into the Northern Di. Five years later, on the eve of the Great Yin delegation's arrival, she died of grief. Zhao Jin had wasted half a lifetime, becoming a muddleheaded pawn in other people's hands before dying with hatred in his heart. Reborn into this life, he stirs up trouble and wields power at court, determined to make everyone who hurt him pay. Theme: Love yourself first