I Fell for a Vain Straight Guy at First Sight

[A cool, double-standard top × a universally adored, oblivious straight bottom] Height difference / love rivals Wen Qingyan is straight, but three out of the four guys in his dorm want to turn him gay! Roommate A, Jiao Haoyu, is closer to Wen Qingyan than anyone. Unable to hold back his feelings, he confesses to Wen Qingyan that he’s gay. Wen Qingyan pats him on the shoulder. “I get you, bro. Just because you like guys doesn’t mean you like every guy. Don’t worry, I’m not so insecure that I’d suspect you’re into me.” Jiao Haoyu: “…Here’s a secret. I replaced all your fake CK underwear with real ones. As for what happened to the fakes, don’t worry about it.” Wen Qingyan: “Hahaha, you threw them in the trash, right? …Right?” (His smile freezes.) Roommate B, Lu Zhiyuan, fell in love with Wen Qingyan at first sight. He secretly arranged to move into the dorm, picks him up and drops him off at school in a different luxury car every day, and showers him with money. Behind his back, he brags to his friends, “I’m going to win him over this semester!” Wen Qingyan: “Does my rich roommate see how vulnerable I am and want to buy me off as his underling?” Lu Zhiyuan: “You thought I was joking until I put it in, didn’t you?” Wen Qingyan: “Hahaha, put what in where? …Not there, right?” (His smile freezes again.) This is terrifying. Two of his roommates are gay! Calling himself straight, Wen Qingyan flees overnight to the off-campus apartment of roommate C, Zhou Jiali. Zhou Jiali is a cold-faced, cool guy with a moral streak a mile wide. He can’t stand the way Wen Qingyan acts all vain and phony. Wen Qingyan settles in without a second thought. After living together for a while, Wen Qingyan casually asks, “You’re straight too, right?” Zhou Jiali says nothing. Wen Qingyan: “Haha, why aren’t you saying anything… Come on, say something… Ha, even if you’re gay, you probably wouldn’t be into me, right?” Zhou Jiali says softly, “Baby, what are you talking about? We’re already living together, aren’t we?” - Wen Qingyan accidentally overhears Zhou Jiali telling his cousin Lu Zhiyuan to stay away from him. Zhou Jiali sneers. “Have some self-respect. Wen Qingyan plays you like a dog!” Lu Zhiyuan: “I think he actually likes me.” Zhou Jiali sneers again. “Yeah, he likes you driving him around in luxury cars, ordering Michelin-starred food, and giving him limited-edition signed sneakers.” Later, Zhou Jiali pins Wen Qingyan in his arms. Wen Qingyan has lean muscles from rock climbing. They look good, but he can’t match the strength of Zhou Jiali’s bulky muscles, built from boxing. All he can do is flush with anger and let Zhou Jiali do what he wants… When he can’t take it anymore, Wen Qingyan kicks Zhou Jiali in the face. “Mmph… Stop!” Zhou Jiali lifts his long legs onto his shoulder, leans close, and kisses his cheek. “Baby, one last time.” Wen Qingyan sneers. “Stop licking me. Are you a dog?” Zhou Jiali turns his head and licks Wen Qingyan’s ear, his voice husky. “Woof!” - When Wen Qingyan wakes up, his phone is blowing up. In more than a dozen group chats, people have tagged him: “Still pretending to be the campus heartthrob? Your account got exposed!” Wen Qingyan: ? How could anyone expose him as a male thirst-trap blogger on an overseas platform?! Wen Qingyan admits he’s a little vain: He buys clothes at the wholesale market. When classmates ask where he got them, he says his mother picked them out at a boutique while traveling abroad. When it’s time to order milk tea for a group project, one cup costs thirty yuan and he can’t afford to split the bill. Wherever he goes, he brings his own water bottle and says he’s cutting sugar and doesn’t like sweet drinks. At the end of the month, when he’s broke and can’t afford the cafeteria, he buys ten yuan’s worth of food and makes it last all day. When his roommates ask if he’s having money problems, he says he makes his own fitness meals because they’re fresh and hygienic. Life is hard when you’re poor, so he goes online and pretends to be a rich guy for fun, acting as if his life is all luxury and carefree comfort. But he really hasn’t been a male thirst-trap blogger on an overseas platform! Who’s trying to frame him?! Read at your own risk: 1. One-on-one, sexually inexperienced from start to finish. Zhou Jiali is the main top, and he’s absolutely devoted! 2. Some forum-style chapters. There’s a bit of a “sour grapes” flavor, with people mocking fans because they can’t get the person they want. The mockers will never get their beloved. 3. I wanted a beautiful straight guy to train dogs without realizing it, so the tops are all a little doglike early on. Being a virgin is the entry requirement. Theme: True love is priceless