I'm the eldest daughter of the second branch of the family.
My mother, the second branch's matriarch, and my father, a good-for-nothing rich kid, are a pair of oddballs who do nothing but eat and wait to die.
My mother says she transmigrated from a world a thousand years in the future, where people can fly through the sky and it takes only an hour to travel from the capital to the northern border. I don't believe her. But she sounds so sincere that she gets upset if I don't, so fine, fine, I'll believe her.
Of course, with oddball parents, I was bound to be an oddball too. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's lying flat! So from childhood, my life goal was to marry a good-for-nothing rich kid like my father and live carefree like my mother! Let Big Sister-in-law handle everything. That's the way to do it! Lie flat! Lie flat all the way!
So I picked out my future husband when I was little. The Marquis of Zhenbei's carefree pretty boy was a perfect fit! He's a younger son, he's good-looking, and even if his face is a little pale, it doesn't matter. He couldn't beat me when we were kids! If we got married, wouldn't I have him completely under my thumb?
Heh heh, a life of eating and drinking for free sounds wonderful.
Huh? But we've only been apart for two years. How did he change so much? His face isn't pale anymore! Why is he so tall? And he even became a company commander?
Tsk, tsk, he's worked too hard! He's no longer good enough for me!
Hmm...
Maybe I should look around and marry someone else?
After growing up, Qin Lang finally manages to earn a little military merit so he can win the beauty of his dreams, only for his wife to run off with another man???
When he sees Meng Youran flirting with another man, his anger shoots through the roof. He bundles her up and takes her away. Meng Youran is furious. "You bastard, how dare you force me!!!"
Smack! Her slap rings loud and clear...
Qin Lang's face turns red and black after being slapped, but his breathing grows ragged and his eyes turn red like a rabbit's. Looking terribly aggrieved, he offers her his other cheek too. "Hit this side as well, okay?"
Meng Youran is stunned. What the hell! Is he a freak? Did he actually enjoy getting slapped?!
A little tip: The story is written in third person. The heroine's mother is a transmigrator.
The heroine is an absolutely carefree, good-for-nothing rich kid who wants to eat and wait to die. She's incredibly strong too. She acts cute on the surface, but she's always plotting something.
The male lead is utterly devoted to his wife and has loved the heroine since childhood. Childhood sweethearts, both virgins. No rivalry between women, but plenty of rivalry between men. Blurb written in February 2025.
Theme: Live life as you please!
