1.
Zhang Zhibai's entire life was one huge joke.
Born into a prestigious family, dazzlingly talented, and taken in at sixteen as the first direct disciple of the greatest sword sect under heaven, he seemed to have it all. But he was only paving the way for someone else.
His family background existed so they could adopt that person. His sect existed to guide that person. Even his life was meant to make that person stronger.
The day he killed Wu Suixue, blood flowed in rivers, snow fell thickly, and the armies of the great immortal sects closed in. Zhang Zhibai felt nothing but boredom.
"I've already been through one hundred and forty-three cycles..." Zhang Zhibai ran his fingers along the edge of his sword. "Why still can't I take the protagonist's role? Is the timing wrong?"
With that, he turned his sword on himself. When he opened his eyes again, he was back at sixteen.
This time, he would nip everything in the bud.
2.
But before his plans could get off the ground, he was already dead.
After Wu Suixue had collapsed for the fifth time, only for Zhang Zhibai to cough up blood right after, Zhang Zhibai finally admitted they shared one body and one life.
"Why?" Zhang Zhibai couldn't understand. "And what gives you the right!?"
Wu Suixue, barely clinging to life, shakily raised a hand. "Let me go... I'm really... just a miserable college student..."
3.
Zhang Zhibai had plenty of enemies. With this shared-life bombshell hanging over them, no matter how unwilling he was, he could only keep Wu Suixue around like a lucky charm for now, and wait for the right moment to make his move.
Who could have guessed that the other man was a naturally goofy, sweet summer child?
He had no interest in working hard to cultivate or level up. He was perfectly content farming and fishing, spent all day grinning to himself for no reason, and even apologized when killing monsters and claiming their treasures.
Zhang Zhibai was inexplicably furious.
"Everything under heaven belongs to you! What are you afraid of!?"
Can't you show a little awareness that you're the protagonist? How is he supposed to kill someone this stupid?!
Wu Suixue: "..."
Wu Suixue: "...It really all belongs to me?"
Sitting in the shadows, he cautiously raised his eyes to Zhang Zhibai, an overwhelming desire stirring in their depths.
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A foolish college student who starts out as a fake Dragon Proud Heaven and goes mad with love later, gong
x
A super-powerful, super-beautiful, tragic shou who believes in justice and looks like justice
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"Fate has bound us together as the two poles of a single destiny. I taught you to hate me, obsess over me, and love me. Zhang Zhibai... You ruined me, and you'll pay for it."
"Let us drown together in every kind of love and hate."
*Please note: The foolish college guy is the real gong!
*Enemies to lovers
*No secondary couples
*This is a cultivation setting with the world view of an online game. The System bound to the protagonist is an online game System.
*The enemies are at odds early on, and the shou kills the gong. The sweet, innocent gong is forced to fight back. Once they fall for each other, they both pursue each other wholeheartedly. The gong goes mad with love for the shou. No swapping roles.
*What to expect: A beautiful, tragic, universally adored shou; a transmigrator unlike any other; a powerful shou who falls flat on his face, and a foolish college student; an honest man turning dark and twisted for love; bickering and a touch of ensemble cast, plus my own take on a cultivation story that breaks free of fatalism.
*If you're into this too, that's wonderful! (cheers)
*The full outline is mapped out as a five-course menu: Volume One, a first meeting and bitter enemies; Volume Two, first stirrings of love and aching sweetness; Volume Three, mutual love, sweet with a hint of bitterness; Volume Four, a sea of hatred and obsessive love; Volume Five, a mature couple saving the world.
*This is a shou-centric story, meaning everything revolves around the shou.
*Happy ending (finger hearts)
I've been trapped by historical danmei again. Here's a spot for the next book I have up for preorder:
"How Do I Raise a Dragon-Proud Heaven into a Twisted Man Who's Obsessed with Men?"
[Warm, shameless, peerlessly talented, charming, universally adored shizu shou] x [Cold-faced, adorable, deceptively innocent monster disciple gong]
After transmigrating as a baby into The BL Dragon-Proud Heaven Raising Plan, Yan Heng followed the Dragon-Proud Heaven plot and romance routes to the letter, rising all the way to become the patriarch of ten thousand generations. Just as he was about to transcend his tribulation and return home,
the Heavenly Dao told him:
He wasn't the Dragon-Proud Heaven. The real Dragon-Proud Heaven hadn't even been born yet.
Yan Heng: ?
Yan Heng: Then what about my career arc, my romance arc...
Heavenly Dao: Uh, he'll just have to inherit them.
With that, the lightning tribulation knocked Yan Heng unconscious. When he opened his eyes again, a hundred years had passed and the world had changed beyond recognition.
Lying inside a ring, Yan Heng was awakened by a frail, helpless child, low as mud and bullied by everyone.
Looking at the child's face, which resembled his own by eighty percent,
Yan Heng slowly managed to produce a: ?
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Damn Heavenly Dao! I can't raise him, so you think I can raise some random side account you made with who-knows-who?!
What a double standard!
Yan Heng raged helplessly, then resigned himself to the side account. He'd thought he would have to deal with a little tyrant identical to himself, but who would have guessed...
The Dragon-Proud Heaven was surprisingly easy to raise.
He went east when told, never west; he didn't chase the chickens when told to beat the dog. When serious, he respectfully called him "Grandmaster," and when affectionate, he sweetly called him "Daddy." He was so well-behaved that Yan Heng couldn't help spoiling him.
Aside from always climbing into his bed at night, eating his leftovers, and mixing up their underclothes, he was the best child Yan Heng had ever seen.
Yan Heng was starting to feel a little reluctant to set him on his romance route.
The day Yan Heng sent him off to be married was the most dreamlike day of his life.
It was also the most terrifying.
"Grandmaster."
A soft, flirtatious laugh brushed against his ear as they murmured close together.
A blood-smeared cheek pressed affectionately into his palm. Yan Heng's pupils trembled. Corpses filled his peripheral vision. All three grooms were dead, not one left intact.
Before him, his most obedient child knelt respectfully as always, a terrifying madness spilling from his desire-filled, smiling eyes.
Fangs kissed his fingertips through a veil red as blood. Yan Heng looked at the face that resembled his own by eighty percent and heard him ask:
"Why did you throw the little wolf away?"
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"He shaped me, he taught me, his blood runs through me, and I look like him. In this world, only he and I are rightfully destined for each other. Only he and I."
1. Faux father and son, faux selfcest. The gong is both a Dragon-Proud Heaven and a monster. There is another reason he looks like the shou.
2. At first, the Dragon-Proud Heaven and the old man in the ring have the usual relationship. In the middle, the gong will personally reshape the shou's body and bring him back to life.
3. This is a self-indulgent, melodramatic story. Everyone is messed up; the only difference is whether they show it openly or hide it! And everyone in the story loves the shou, with a level of universal adoration where men, women, the tangible, the intangible, things that fly in the sky and swim in the water, they all love him!!!
4. Yes, that includes the three husbands who are just there for plot purposes.
5. The author is a shou fan for this story.
6. I'll add other content warnings if I think of any...
Theme: Love one another and live in harmony.
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Wow, I just noticed it's finished! Finished spreading flowers! 💪 💪 💪 I remember that I started reading this article very early, witnessing the pull and confrontation, hurt and heartbeat, love, hate and entanglement between Xuetuan and Carrot. There is also the courage, sincerity, pride and softness of those lovely children Xiaotao, Wang Zhixuan and Nanzhi. They walk side by side with high spirits. The unique lively interest, noisy, magnanimous and enthusiastic nature of those young people are very desirable. Even if there are ups and downs on the road ahead, as long as this group of people get together and have a strong youthful spirit, they will be able to avert danger. 🤗 I'm glad that all the stories have a final destination and all the characters are fulfilled. 😳 Thank you for your long-term persistence, gentleness and sincerity. ❤️ May you write smoothly, be safe every year, have endless inspiration, love forever, and be free forever. We always look forward to the next grand encounter with you [Spread Flowers]
The boss finally remembered us [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
I only have one thought after reading this. It's so awesome 🙏
Jiangjiang, I ordered it all in advance, so I rushed to the last chapter. I have read the author's Green Tea Demon Lord before, and I like it very much. I have finally waited for it to be finished. I have read more than 40 chapters so far. My experience is that the plot, concept, and writing are all very good and top-notch. But I can't remember what the Green Tea Demon Lord is. But in this book, I always feel that the description of Zhibai's appearance is too much, and it is a bit vulgar and a bit like a nun. When I have time, I will sort it out. How often does Zhibai's appearance description appear, and this kind of description is very regular. The character appears, and is shocked by Zhibai's face. Zhibai is so beautiful, and the character praises it inwardly, because of this face. The description seems to be a bit frequent. Too many descriptions of appearance are easy to be vulgar, and too exaggerated. Now my mind is filled with the impression of Zhibai. Xiang is just a very handsome, strong, and beautiful person. When his own character charm is very strong and his core is already very good, there is no need to always use appearance to describe it. On the contrary, it will cover up the true charm of a character. I think knowing this character, his experience, core, and personality are all outstanding enough. Instead of focusing on the description of appearance, it is better to talk more about his character background, and the description should be light and heavy. , I believe that the plot of this article is good, the writing is good, and the concept of the small copy is good, so I ordered it all in advance, but I really have to slow down now, or it may be a matter of my personal taste. If you see it, don't worry too much. I just say what I want to say from the perspective of a personal viewer. You are also welcome to communicate with other readers on qwq. You are always in my author collection.
Well, it's over in a blink of an eye. I stayed with him for a long time along the way and witnessed Zhibai and Brother Luobo's first acquaintance, acquaintance, love, reshaping, growth and cooperation, from trial and error to love and hate. Thousands of years of fateful reincarnation, one and the other are dependent on each other in this life, why does it mean to hold a sword in Ming Zhou, and why does Tian Que mean to be fearless? The answers all point to the word "I" and the word "love". Only by knowing me can we gain the world of enlightenment, and only by loving me can we love the world. It's great to understand this. I like this couple very much. The cat has a noble and beautiful face that dominates the world, and is so powerful that it makes people's hearts beat faster. I love them so much. The Carrot King is so naive and joyful. It has an abstract painting style that interweaves ghosts and joy. I love them too. I hope Wubai can last for a long time in the years. Anyway, I want to be happy. Ps. Extra Modo Modo
The end of spreading flowers. No matter in any time and space, Suibai will love each other!
Although it's over, I won't say goodbye to Sui Bai🥺 Please give me a final rating and review for Sapo Rolling. By the way, let me tell you about the next plan: 1. Text refinement and extras 2. Lots and lots of Sui Bai comics, Sui Bai illustrations, and Sui Bai handwriting plans (basically published in Big Eyes and Sweet Potatoes, Big Eyes is called A Zhe Zhe Zhe_, Sweet Potato is called Savior Kitten, Perfect Match for Loyal Dog Puppy) 3. Postcard and product lottery program 4. The next book is "What's the explanation for turning Long Aotian into a dark enemy" by Gudan. Please give me advance notice. The moped is on the list in Jinjiang [Hold your thighs] 5. You can comment on memes or anything else in the comment area. Although I don't know if anyone will like it (scratching their heads), I will carefully record my treatment and ideas! Sui Bai, we really don't want to say goodbye... I am Sui Bai's old mother and filial daughter. I will be filial until my hair turns gray when I am eighty years old... I love Sui Bai like this🥺
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Oh, is my food going to be gone too? 😭
Hey, the two Yue Chens must have repeated themselves.