(The full story is in its final stages.)
Yuan Song is an omega. He opened his eyes and transmigrated into a book.
He had become the cowardly, weak-willed, timid emperor from the novel, someone who feared his enemies and suspected his ministers. He'd been dealt a winning hand, but through all his foolish meddling, he drove the loyal male lead to rebel and usurp the throne. Then he was impaled through the body with a staff.
Yuan Song: ...I can feel the phantom pain!
At that moment, a treacherous minister in the palace hall was banging his head against a pillar in public, threatening to die to accuse Huo Yan of abusing his military power and showing contempt for the emperor.
The ministers hurried forward to stop him. Yuan Song propped his head up, waved a hand, and said:
"Don't pull him away. Let him smash his head in!"
The treacherous minister, who had been about to die, froze. ...Your Majesty, this isn't what we agreed on.
The male lead, who had suffered suspicion in his previous life and raised an army in bitter resentment, then was reborn and prepared himself to endure the emperor's abuse all over again: ??
Huo Yan had been loyal to the wrong master in his previous life and met a tragic end. This time, he was determined to make this foolish emperor taste the same bitter fate!
Who knew the emperor would let him move into his bedchamber and even sleep in the imperial bed, supposedly so they could join forces to crack down hard on corruption, reform the imperial examinations, clean up the bureaucracy, and renew the court... and rule the realm together!
Huo Yan, sleeping in the emperor's arms at night: ...
Something seemed off.
During the day's work, the emperor liked to loiter by his side, eating candied fruit one moment and reading a storybook the next. Every so often, a waft of fragrance would drift over and leave Huo Yan distracted and restless. Later, his symptoms grew worse and worse, and he even began vomiting frequently.
He went to a doctor for a diagnosis. After taking his pulse for a long time, the doctor cried out in surprise, "Young sir, you're having morning sickness!!"
Huo Yan: ...Quack!
The doctor stroked his beard. "Men can have morning sickness too. Why don't you go home and ask your wife?"
Yuan Song, standing nearby, touched his swelling belly and blinked.
Actually, there was something he hadn't mentioned.
When he had first transmigrated into the book, he went to the countryside to avoid the plot. There, he picked up a man and helped him break the love curse. Only afterward did he learn that the man was the male lead.
Could he be the one who's pregnant...?
Yuan Song: ...
Nobody told him that he'd brought his omega body with him when he transmigrated into the book!
Yuan Song kept his hand over his stomach for a long time. His plans were gradually carried out, the court became clean and orderly, and Huo Yan reclaimed most of the lost territories before returning with his army.
But his heat came more fiercely each time, and grew harder to endure with every episode.
On the day Huo Yan returned, Yuan Song handed the male lead a cup of wine.
It was the same scene as in his previous life. Drink it, and he would die.
But Huo Yan looked at the smiling emperor before him and still tipped his head back to drain the cup.
Later, he gradually regained consciousness and realized he was being held in a dungeon, his arms and legs shackled.
A beautiful person with a large belly sat on top of him, unaware that he was awake. The person was still trying to reassure himself, saying:
"What crime has Your Majesty committed?"
I was just driven mad by my heat. While the great general was asleep, I borrowed him for a while.
Use him and toss him aside, got it? √√
Huo Yan: !!!
* The first ten chapters take place in the countryside. They don't return to the palace until later, so the timeline differs from the blurb. Feel free to skip ahead. This novel is also known as Don't Pick Up Men by the Roadside.
* Omega slacker emperor shou x workaholic minister gong, both drained by work and his wife's heat.
* Dog gong, cat shou.
* He doesn't transmigrate physically, but brings his omega body along when he transmigrates.
Coming soon: The Cat Kitten of the White Tiger Clan
Bai Lin, head of a prestigious White Tiger family, gets into a car accident, leaving him disabled and unexpectedly unable to have children.
Three-and-a-half-year-old Bai Zhenzhen is abandoned at the gate of a castle, with a paternity test confirming his relationship to Bai Lin.
The childless Bai Lin has found his own son! And he's a little cat cub?!
The news quickly spreads throughout the city-state. Everyone assumes his mother is a frail cat-tribe beauty who fled after abandoning the child out of fear of the Bai family.
A little cub like that would surely be devoured alive by the man-eating White Tiger family.
Outsiders wait to see the joke, but later, instead of seeing the cub devoured alive, they see the pack of beasts in the Bai family dote on him to the skies!
The eldest brother, the heir: Spend whatever you want. Your brother has plenty of money.
The second brother, the governor: Zhenzhen, do whatever you want. Your brother will take care of everything.
The third sister, a huge star, takes Zhenzhen on a variety show, and he accidentally becomes an internet sensation.
The youngest fourth brother helps Zhenzhen with his homework. There are so many wrong answers that Zhenzhen's parents get called in.
Even Bai Lin, who had been down in the dumps since the accident, dotes on Bai Zhenzhen with all his heart.
In the past, the Bai family was full of infighting and tension. Now the old madam smiles more often, and the two wives who used to argue every time they met have started going shopping together... Everything has become harmonious.
Later on, no matter what event he attends, people can always see a silver-shaded kitten asleep on the unsmiling Bai Lin's lap.
Touch it once, and it purrs and acts spoiled.
The head of the Gold Guild, the great shaman, the black-market broker... Socialites from every walk of life all want to pet him.
Bai Lin issued an order: "Anyone who dares to touch him will lose a hand."
He'd barely finished giving the order when a very handsome man looked at Bai Lin with a pitiful expression and said:
"Wifey, will my hand get chopped off too?"
"..."
Bai Zhenzhen had just woken up on Bai Lin's lap. He cried out in surprise, "Daddy, did you come to see me and Dad?!"
Everyone stared at him wide-eyed. So this was the legendary frail beauty? Why did he look about six foot three?!
* A future beastfolk setting.
* The little dad is a White Tiger, the big dad is a Feifei from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and Zhenzhen is a silver-shaded kitten. He inherited the big dad's ability to bring people good luck and has the fortune of a lucky koi!
* The older brothers and sisters are all cousins.
Theme: Fulfill the emperor's ambition to bring peace to the realm.
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This AI is going to be driven out and is locked again
I guess today's chapter will be locked [eye roll][eye roll]
Why is it locked again😭This is completely targeted, right?😭The other updates I saw were larger and not locked, so why are they so frequent?
[Orange Candy] I got it. Big, please update [Make me healthy]
This is a great way to lose your horse!!!
Oh my god, please let me be healthy. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Excited💪Hope the next chapter will come soon💪
This Shura field is very graceful [Caigou]
Oh oh! It's over! The emperor and his powerful officials all ran away!