My Archnemesis Lost His Memory and Started Calling Me His Husband

Also known as: My Nemesis Keeps Thinking He's a Pregnant Omega

An overly competitive, ridiculously handsome top who decides to coast through life × an amnesiac cat-like bottom who seems aloof but is actually clingy and desperately starved for affection

After a car accident, Duan Yi's nemesis, Shi Qing, is in critical condition.

Duan Yi rescues him with an ulterior motive: he just wants to see him wake up and blow his top at the sight of him.

But when Shi Qing wakes up, he isn't angry at all. Instead, he clings to Duan Yi in fear and softly says, "Honey, my head really hurts."

Duan Yi: "?!"

Duan Yi's hair stands on end in sheer horror. Who are you calling honey?

But despite the warm, soft body in his arms, he somehow can't bring himself to push him away.

The doctor tells him that his nemesis may have suffered a neurological disorder from the blow to his head, and that he'll need to be cared for for a while before he recovers.

Duan Yi figures he'll just grit his teeth and take care of him for a while. Besides, it's pretty satisfying to see his usually arrogant nemesis turn into a soft, sweet pushover.

But after a while, Duan Yi realizes something is off. Not only does the guy think he's Duan Yi's wife, he also thinks he's a pregnant omega, and that Duan Yi is the husband his nemesis shamelessly insisted on marrying. He even thinks so little of himself that he's convinced Duan Yi doesn't love him at all.

Duan Yi: "..."

With this ridiculously melodramatic plot, he might as well play along.

He starts to change. Every day, he fusses over his pregnant omega, reassuring him that there's nothing to be afraid of. He comes home at the same time every day to look after him, and comforts him that he and the baby will be safe.

After doing all that, Duan Yi realizes he's truly fallen for him, and the two begin a sweet romance.

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Shi Qing has a secret: ever since he was a teenager, he's been secretly in love with that top student.

He uses the eraser the boy has used, copies his everyday outfits, works through the same exercise books he once practiced with, and studies hard so his grades will gradually catch up to his...

Just when Shi Qing thinks he's getting closer to him, the guy starts looking at him more and more strangely, guarding against him as if he were a thief.

It turns out the idiot thinks Shi Qing has been picking fights with him.

And so they kept at it for ten years.

Recently, he happened to come across a fanfiction story about himself and Duan Yi. He turned on the text-to-speech feature. The story was set in an ABO world, where he and Duan Yi had been married for three years. Duan Yi ignored him at home and didn't even know he was pregnant. He never came home, instead making money outside and throwing it at his wife without bothering to communicate, giving her the silent treatment.

As he listened to the story, he was in a car accident in the blink of an eye.

When he woke up, he thought he'd become the pregnant omega from the fanfiction. Seeing all the reporters in front of him, he put on a very calculated act, called out "Honey," and made their relationship public to the whole internet.

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At some point, Shi Qing gradually started recovering his memories. But he didn't dare tell Duan Yi, afraid that the one he loved only liked the clingy, obedient omega, not a cold, wooden guy like him...

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1. A classic trope: nemeses become lovers.

2. A silly, sweet story. Control-party readers, rejoice.

3. Probably a short story of around a hundred thousand characters. I'll write it all and post it in one go when I have the time. Love you!

Theme: A match made in heaven