Mr. He

[From the perspective of a foolish, incompetent servant]

I'm a servant in the He family.

I have a plan.

I'm going to elope with Madam He right under Mr. He's nose.

Then I realized I'd become part of this wicked couple's little game.

[From the perspective of one of the actual protagonists, Mr. He]

How is it that people keep coveting my beautiful wife, no matter how carefully I hide him at home?!!!

[A strange little short story told from multiple perspectives. The author's pre-semester meltdown. Enjoy.]

Theme: Strive relentlessly.