Surviving the Detective World with a Tomie Constitution

Lin Jianyu is an unlucky soul with a Tomie-like constitution. He has been kidnapped and coerced by all kinds of perverts since childhood. Little by little, Lin Jianyu has actually grown used to living with perverts coveting him.

Then he transmigrated into the Conan world, where perverts roamed everywhere and killers were as common as dogs...

Lin Jianyu has seen it all.

Might as well live. Who could outlive him?

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"Darling, your eyes are the most beautiful gems I've ever seen!"

"Mm." Lin Jianyu blinked his pure black eyes and called the police. "You're the fourth person to say that to me this month... By the way, why does every body-part collector like my eyes?"

"Are my ears, nose, and mouth not pretty?"

"I love you! My god! Nothing, not even life or death, can separate us!"

"Hard pass." Lin Jianyu stomped on the fanatic at his feet. "My last follower was much better-looking than you, and filthy rich, too. You don't spend a cent, yet you want me to die with you."

"How can you be so shameless?"

"I hate you! Someone like you shouldn't even be alive!"

"Love turning to hate?" Lin Jianyu poured out the poisoned coffee in front of him. "There are seven people ahead of you who want to kill me for love. Take a number and wait your turn. No cutting in line."

"Cutting in line is uncivilized."

After saving his childhood friend from being killed for the eighteenth time in two months, a certain elementary school student let out a piercing shriek.

"I can't keep saving you!"

Lin Jianyu calmly waved a hand. "It's fine, don't worry. You're not going to die."

Theme: Learning to protect yourself is always the most important thing