[One Piece] A Guide to Training Dogs in the New World

You transmigrate. The good news: you're in the world of One Piece. As an anime and manga fan, you're fairly familiar with the story. The bad news: you were born in Wano, a place you know nothing about. After your favorite character died, you stopped reading the manga. The people here live in utterly inhuman conditions. People starve to death in the streets every year. To survive, you put your singing and dancing talents to use and get close to the shogun, Kurozumi Orochi, who loves song and dance. Through him, you meet Kaido, one of the Four Emperors. Kaido is a true conqueror. When you realize your beauty won't get you very far with him, you start offering him terrible advice as his strategist, hoping to climb higher. Who cares if it hurts heaven or humanity, as long as it doesn't hurt you. Thanks to your diligent guidance, Kaido turns Wano into an impregnable fortress. Your schemes make life a living hell for the people, but the country's power grows immensely. You figure that if you had another ten years, you might be able to spend enough money to make Kaido the Pirate King. But fate never gives anyone a break. Perhaps because your advice has been so wicked for so many years, Kaido becomes a notorious villain and is defeated by the main cast, who sailed across the sea to get there. Now promoted to chief strategist of the Beasts Pirates, you begin to panic. The protagonist seems like a Paradox grand-strategy game player. I wrote this messily (my cat helped). Theme: No one can go back to the past, but everyone can start from the present