(Jujutsu Kaisen) There's Something Very Wrong with This Role-Play

[Notice of Implementation of the Roleplay Efficiency Optimization Plan from the Human Resources Strategic Adjustment Department of the Transdimensional Travel Group (Reference: HR2026-Eliminated Employees, Don't Bother Us)

To comprehensively enhance our employees' overall competitiveness, the committee has decided to officially launch this year's Roleplay Optimization Plan.

This year's plan will randomly select target roleplay worlds. The ten colleagues with the lowest performance rankings this year will have the honor of receiving this immersive roleplay assignment.

Implementation process:

1. Participating colleagues will use the company's "Wheel of Fate" System to randomly draw a character identity card for this roleplay.

2. During the roleplay, the group will remotely track and evaluate everyone in accordance with the Cross-World Roleplay Evaluation Guidelines V4.0. Core KPIs include character-design trendiness (30%), roleplay consistency (30%), and influence on the original worldline (40%).

3. At the end of the evaluation period, the employee with the highest overall score will receive the only Application for Transfer Back to the Group.

Colleagues who receive this notice must report to the Human Resources Strategic Adjustment Department within 24 hours for their next work assignment.

(Friendly reminder: At the end of the evaluation period, colleagues ranked 2nd through 10th in total score will be considered "permanently seconded employees." The group will automatically terminate your employment contract, all insurance coverage, and body storage services. Please do not request a review. Your employee ID access has already been disabled. We wish you a pleasant life in another world and a long, safe life.)]

Ensemble cast (definitely)

I (the family cat) wrote this on a whim

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