I Deliver Takeout in Gotham [Western Crossover]

Haidilao Delivery Instructions:

Dear customer, welcome to Haidilao's delivery service. To give you the best possible experience at our establishment, we've not only trained the finest employees, but also compiled the following eight points for your attention. Please read them carefully and follow them closely.

1. Our establishment currently offers delivery and delivery only. Our sole location is on No Man's Island in Gotham City. We have no other locations, and do not offer dine-in service or home visits.

2. You can find our menu flyers anywhere, including at your workplace, in your home, and inside your beloved dog's stomach.

3. We mainly serve hot pot, but you may also request foods that aren't on the menu. A delivery woman dressed in red will arrive at your location within the allotted thirty-minute period. Please invite her inside. She will set out the hot pot equipment and other essentials, then leave. After your meal, simply pack up the utensils and leftovers and leave them by the door. The delivery woman will collect them.

4. All our employees wear red. If someone dressed in black claims to be a delivery woman and comes to collect your things, make sure the area you're in is sealed off, then call our delivery number and ask us to drive her away.

5. As part of our employee policy, the delivery woman may ask you to rate her service and take a photo together. Please don't refuse. Whether she gets to keep her job depends on it. If you don't want to, the delivery woman will offer to grant you one wish in exchange for a rating. This is a great opportunity.

6. To prevent discrimination based on appearance and ensure fair, impartial promotions, none of our red-clad delivery women will reveal their names or faces. Please understand and cooperate. If you have any reasonable complaints during your meal, you can call our delivery number to report the delivery woman who served you. Her employee number is engraved on the badge over her left chest.

8. Red-clad delivery women are strictly forbidden from accepting tips. You can show your kindness and support through ratings and reviews. Thank you for cooperating.

9. (In distorted lettering) The delivery woman will finish every delivery. Do not cancel your order.

10. (In distorted lettering) If we don't like a customer, we can put on black skin and kill you.

[Haidilao delivery number: 42-42-564. We hope you enjoy every meal.]

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