Shocking the Myriad Worlds with Commentary-Driven Meme Shorts

Jiang Yu, terminally ill and with no hope left, planned to coast through her short life. But on the very first day, a System came crashing down on her.

The System told her that if she didn't want to die, she had to collect emotional points. Unwilling to pursue targets in real life and suffer social death for ten thousand years, Jiang Yu decisively threw herself into a job distributing videos to the Myriad Worlds.

"Hello, everyone! I'm your beloved UP creator, Jiang Jiang Loves Little Fish. Today, we're going to break down the wildly popular historical short drama about ancient times, Listen to Your Son.

After Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng died at Shaqiu, his soul didn't go to the underworld or inherit the countless terracotta warriors in his mausoleum. Instead, he transmigrated into a world called Great Qin and became an unwanted bastard infant.

There's also a little extra scene where Zheng, having left his body as a soul, sees that Great Qin falls after only two generations and gets so furious that he chases down his disobedient son Hu Hai to beat him up."

Ying Zheng: Died at Shaqiu?

The empire falls after two generations?

And someone broke into my imperial tomb and forcibly opened my grave?!

Fusu: Father, don't be angry. I'll draw my sword and wipe out every last thief!

"Transmigrated as Wei Zifu, with a Han dynasty jade bi from the start.

Wei Zi, an unlucky corporate drone from the twenty-first century, died of overwork and transmigrated into the body of an even more miserable servant in the Han dynasty. After working like a beast of burden for more than ten years, she was shocked to discover that her little brother, the shepherd boy who had run back home, was named Wei Qing.

Her own name was Zifu, and she was the Empress Wei, who gave birth to an unlucky son comparable to Fusu's twin and ultimately hanged herself. Her dowry produced the two generals Wei Qing and Huo Qubing, whose achievements included marching straight to Longcheng and ascending Mount Langjuxu."

Liu Che: March straight to Longcheng, ascend Mount Langjuxu? Heaven is blessing the Han.

Wei Zifu: My little brother and nephew are incredible. But my son is as unlucky as Fusu. Will His Majesty issue me a decree too?

Wei Qing: I'm happy to have a chance to fulfill my ambitions, but I'm worried about Qubing and the nephew who hasn't been born yet.

Having collected countless emotional points, Jiang Yu plans to break down more popular short dramas and bring the ancients even more joy (and heartache).

The ancients of the Myriad Worlds: "If the information we got weren't actually useful, I really would..." curse out these people from the future. How outrageous!

Reader's Notes

1. The heroine explains short dramas to torment the ancients. They have to put up with it if they want to build their country.

2. I'm not a history major. I'll do research, but obviously I can't match a professional.

3. This is a fun story. All the short-drama plots are made up by the author.

4. There are countless historical livestream stories. If this one isn't to your taste, try another. The author's sensitive, so please don't be mean.

5. If you don't like it, don't read!!!

If you don't like it, don't read!!!

If you don't like it, don't read!!!

Theme: Watching shows by category can teach you a little history.