The Underworld’s Richest Woman Wants to Be a Delivery Company Boss

Also known as The History of Lulu Tong Express's Startup

Cool, aloof, love-struck gong x a carefree shou who gets cheeky now and then

Zun Shi x Lin Zhuxia

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Lin Zhuxia starts an express delivery company. Business is terrible: he handles two deliveries a day and is too broke to pay the utility bills. But none of that gets in the way of his grand dream:

To build his company into a major business, replace the current industry leader, Tiandi Express, and enjoy endless riches from then on.

To get what he wants, Lin Zhuxia stops at nothing, putting his underhanded business tactics on full display.

He develops a delivery app and floods it with coupons to capture the market, hires cute cats and dogs to attract customers, invents a paper-airplane delivery system for confidential shipments, and even sweet-talks Western clients visiting for an exchange into signing contracts to expand his territory...

The employees of Tiandi Express are beside themselves with worry.

"Young Master, let's just acquire this company right now!"

"No, make it go bankrupt! Tiandi Express is the best!"

"Someone go chop down Lulu Tong's money tree!"

Zun Shi pretends not to hear them, but the sight of the smiling young man comes to mind, and his mouth goes dry.

How can you catch a tiger cub without entering the tiger's lair?

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Lin Zhuxia has his eye on the cleaner who comes to work at his company.

A handsome guy with a buzz cut, striking features, broad shoulders and a narrow waist. Beneath his T-shirt, his waist and abs are lean and toned. When he wears a shirt, he buttons the collar all the way up, exuding an air of total abstinence.

Lin Zhuxia braces one hand against the wall and awkwardly winks at him. "Want to grab dinner after work?"

The man, using the alias "Wen Shi," has an unreadable look in his eyes. The corner of his mouth lifts almost imperceptibly. "Sure."

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Tiandi Express has powerful backing, and its president, Zun Shi, was born into an extraordinary family. He is not only the young master of the Ghost Clan, but also its future king. His companies span every industry, with businesses spread across the streets and alleys of the Underworld. He has held the top spot on the Underworld rich list for years, and is rolling in money.

He is also incredibly strong, and every member of the Ghost Clan admires him.

Then one day, a Ghost Clan school takes its students on a spring outing in the human world. They pass by an ordinary-looking delivery company, where they spot a familiar figure holding a mop. A human is wrapped around his waist like a koala, rubbing him up and down with both hands.

Their mighty, aloof young master looks impossibly tender, and even turns his head to plant a couple of light kisses.

The Ghost Clan teachers and teenagers drop their snacks all over the ground. Their faces turn ashen as they want to gouge out their eyes, mostly because they're afraid they'll be killed to keep them quiet.

One of the men looks over, raising an eyebrow. Beside him, his lover grumbles and curses: "Baby, that Zun Shi is so devious. You must never learn from that old villain."

"He's old, vicious, and cold. All he knows is how to use low-class business tactics. You're the best, Baby: considerate, gentle, and with amazing abs! Mwah!"

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A sweet romance

A gong who turns dark after being abandoned x a shou who keeps trying to escape even though he can't

1.

The winter he turned twenty, Su Jue fell for a girl. Her vocal cords had been injured and her hearing was impaired. She might never recover, but Su Jue didn't care. He liked her just as she was.

But she liked girls, too, and Su Jue happened to have an extra thing he couldn't cut off.

They say that if you never forget someone, fate will bring you together. One day, they ran into each other by chance downstairs from their apartment building. Su Jue never expected her to stop him first and type on her phone: "Hi, want to get to know each other?"

But at the time, Su Jue was wearing a long dress, his hair flowing down his back, looking every bit like a cute girl.

What should he do? What should he do!

Su Jue gritted his teeth and threw caution to the wind. "Here!"

2.

His first love came out of nowhere and burned with wild intensity.

Su Jue: I love you no matter what you look like!

Su Jue: I'll stay by your side until you're cured!

Su Jue: Unless you break up with me first, I'll never leave you!

Su Jue sweet-talked Xiang Lin until he was completely smitten, determined to turn him straight.

Until one day, Su Jue arrived at their meeting place and saw a familiar face: a handsome guy in a white T-shirt and jeans, even more dashing than him. The guy's peach-blossom eyes curved, and his voice was incredibly pleasant. "Baby, it's me."

Su Jue: "?"

Who's your baby? Don't call me that.

3.

When Xiang Lin learned the truth, he didn't turn straight like Su Jue expected. Instead, he went from straight to gay.

He loved Su Jue, regardless of gender.

That night, seeing a huge red exclamation mark on their chat page, twenty-one-year-old Xiang Lin sprinted to Su Jue's home. He found the apartment empty, gritted his teeth, and cursed, "Su Jue, you scumbag! When I find you, I'll fuck you until you can't get out of bed!"

4.

Kairos is the most popular singer in the music industry at home and abroad, a top-tier star adored by everyone. In ten years since his debut, he has written countless hit songs. Many people grew up listening to his music, and even Su Jue is something of a fan.

To this day, no one knows what he looks like.

Kairos gives his first interview and still doesn't show his face, yet the broadcast shoots straight to the top of the trending charts.

The host asks, "What would you do if your lover left without saying goodbye?"

Kairos: "Even if he ran to the ends of the earth, I'd bring him back. Then... I'd buy him a house and let him live there."

As Su Jue hears this, he waits by the elevator. When the doors open, a familiar face appears.

At just that moment, his phone plays a voice saying, "I'm waiting for someone to come back. I've waited four years, and I don't know whether he likes a spacious apartment downtown or a villa with a pool in the suburbs. If he likes neither, there are other options."

The man before him wears a cold smile and reaches out. "Hello, I'm Kairos."

Su Jue's vision goes black. W-what the hell?

Oh shit... he's dead.

Bonus scene:

Twenty-five-year-old Xiang Lin has turned darker than Su Jue could ever have imagined.

Su Jue wakes up aching all over. Outside the window is a sunset he's seen countless times. The moment he moves, the human-shaped engine behind him presses close and asks hoarsely, "Where are you going this time?"

"...To the bathroom."

"No."

"..."

Ex, you're being unreasonable.

#Breaking up? We were just out of touch for four years. When did we break up?

#Four-years-later Xiang Lin is Xiang Nuku Lu Lin. Su Jue, you scumbag, you're done for!

Theme: Rather than complain about the darkness, carry a lamp and keep going