A Roleplaying Guide for the Irresistible KP

(A Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying story. 350 advance readers wanted.)

Fen Lan, a top-tier Keeper, ends up transported into a tabletop roleplaying world after staying up all night running a game, and gets bound to a Cannon Fodder System.

System: [You must play a spoiled, princely type until you drive away or wipe out your entire unruly party.]

Fen Lan: Oh, this is way too easy! I can play a spoiled prince as myself!

He gets right to it, grabs a bottle of cola, and pours it over Unruly Player A's head. "Hey, go challenge the disaster tide alone. Don't come back unless you win!"

He expects the other guy to refuse, but Unruly Player A only pauses before bowing elegantly. "As you wish, my Keeper."

And so, Unruly Player A throws himself into the game, fights to the death for three days, and defeats the disaster tide, covered in wounds.

Fen Lan: ? I wanted you to rebel! Who told you to do what I said?!

It's not just A. Unruly Players B, C, and D all seem to ignore Fen Lan's provocations. Even when he sends them through traps for him, makes them drink poison, or tells them to jump off a cliff despite the risk of having their characters killed, they're all happy to oblige.

Fen Lan: Am I not being mean enough? Why?! QwQ

Of course, this Keeper will never know that his beauty has already been given to everyone as their reward.

A group transmigration story using Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying rules. You don't need to know the game to enjoy it.

A spoiled princely type, beloved by everyone, as the bottom. No romance, with several unrequited crushes and a love-triangle free-for-all.

Theme: Haven't figured it out yet!