[Online Game] One Cent to Make You Shut Up

Cold, scheming seme vs. homemaking, talkative uke. * Keyboard MMORPG, where a shamelessly persistent, homemaking, talkative uke bends a straight seme. * European-style game setting. The whole server knows that MARY is a burly woman... no, a female warrior. The whole server knows that MARY loves all kinds of wilderness PvP and raising a ruckus. The whole server knows that MARY is a giant shemale running around naked. The whole server knows that MARY's greatest wish is to join guild [RX], led by MAX, the lord of Shabak City. But MAX says: [My guild will always be full as far as MARY is concerned]. [Current] [MARY]: Blah blah blah (still going on...) [Current] [MAX]: I'll give you one euro cent. [Current] [MARY]: ...What for? [Current] [MAX]: Shut up. Theme: Anything is possible