Officer Waga Is Always Dedicated to Her Job

[The second installment in the Real-Time Forum alternate timeline. Boss Dazai x Officer Waga. You can read this without having read the previous installment.]

[Equal parts Detective Conan and Bungo Stray Dogs]

Waga Yo’s ability is [Real-Time Forum], but he only uses it to follow updates on the forum, so he’s kept it secret. He works in the Ability Security Department of the Ability Special Affairs Division. At the age of twenty-two, when everyone else is making a name for themselves, he returns to school and successfully gets into the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Academy.

He always thought his ability was useless, until he entered the police academy.

Only then did Waga Yo realize that the "manga" he followed actually existed in real life! And he himself had been drawn into it too!!

And according to the Bungo Stray Dogs forum, he’s "an idealistic madman who firmly supports the Ability Special Affairs Division’s rule over Yokohama."

Waga Yo: ?

Waga Yo: Absurd! I just like the place I call home!

And so...

Detective Conan forum: [Is this a new character??]

Detective Conan forum: [He’s so beautiful, and you don’t see many characters with such pink hair in Detective Conan?? He must be a major character, right??]

Detective Conan forum: [He looks so frail.]

Bungo Stray Dogs forum: [Hey, people from the other forum, wake up!!! He may look like he can’t lift a hand or carry anything, but he can punch ten bosses at once! He’s also the Ability Special Affairs Division’s big bad!]

Waga Yo: No, I can’t. Director Taneda may not be my type looks-wise, but I wouldn’t beat up my boss for no reason (heart hands).

And so...

The Real-Time Forum was completely taken over by a madman named Waga.

[Help, he looks so handsome blushing as he fires//his gun. Am I going crazy?]

[Is he really a cop? He has such a port-city vibe (covers nose).]

[Conan, Conan looks like he’s been scared pale hahaha, don’t be scared! Sure, he blushes when he fires, acts on impulse, and drags suspects behind a car during interrogations, but he really is on the good guys’ side!]

Highlights:

1. Primarily Detective Conan, with Bungo Stray Dogs too. The timeline has been heavily altered, heavily altered!!

2. Waga Yo is a pink-haired Waga, so he’ll behave very much like Waga. He’s extremely hypocritical!!! His behavior is completely self-centered!!! Completely!!! His love interest is Dazai. They don’t know each other at first, but fall in love at first sight when they eventually meet.

3. Dazai meets Waga Yo through the Book first. Since Yo is an undercover agent sent by the police academy, the authorities can’t find Waga Yo, so Dazai thinks there’s no Yo in this world.

4. Waga Yo’s personal behavior and preferences have nothing to do with the author (nothing to do with me!).

5. A story about Officer Waga spoiling Dazai, with Waga-style spoiling of Dazai!!! (Please pay special attention.)

Theme: Hold on to your ideals and work toward them.