After Divorcing My Ex-Husband

My name is Fujiwara Teiko. Today is the third anniversary of my wedding, and I've decided to get a divorce. It's not because my husband cheated, nor because we don't get along after marriage. To be honest, married life has always been calm and uneventful. We don't even have big arguments. My husband isn't much of a talker, and when he does speak, it's usually to ask for rice balls. But I still like him quite a lot. Otherwise, I wouldn't have married him. But I've still decided to get a divorce. Because my husband is away from home 364 days a year, and even on the one day he's home, he rushes in and out. I didn't think anything was wrong until my best friend pointed out that this was nothing like the way a normal married couple should live. Only then did I finally understand. Oh! So this really isn't normal! And so I asked for a divorce. Honestly, it was the first time I'd ever seen my husband look so panicked. It was kind of cute. But I was still determined to get divorced. We entered the mediation period, and from that day on, all sorts of strange people started showing up in my life. Some wore strange eye patches and looked like creeps. Some wore their hair in buns and acted all suspicious. There was even a sea urchin and a panda! The employees at the Poirot Cafe across the street, which was competing with my shop, personally taught me how to avoid perverts. A curly-haired bomb disposal officer told me how to write an appeal after being tricked into marriage. The new cook earnestly advised me: "If your husband can stay away from home for a whole year, you might as well dump him." Under their guidance, I successfully stuffed that bunch of weirdos with eye patches, buns, sea urchin, and panda into tangerines. Mm, I'm a law-abiding citizen. But my ex-husband doesn't seem to be. I calmly opened the window, met my ex-husband's panicked gaze, and raised my phone. "You're trespassing. I'm calling the police." My ex-husband grabbed my phone. "M-Mokuyogana! QAQ!!!" Reader's guide: 1. Everyone gets a happy ending, and there's no main plot. 2. The female lead is an ordinary person, and the story is told in first person. An alternate-universe, everyone-survives romantic sweet treat. Theme: Every encounter is worth treasuring