Seven Days a Week, I'll Spend Eight at the Kongtong Gathering

I, Sano Seiya, am a perfectly straight man.

But there are just too many guys who like guys around me and my childhood friends.

Men with brightly colored hair and eyes came crowding toward us from every direction.

Help!!!

Once again, I dreamed that my childhood friends were either being held by men or holding men, blushing as they told me, “Naoya, we’re together now. Want to join us?”

I woke with a start and sat on the edge of my bed in the middle of the night, determined to save myself.

I, Sano Seiya, a nine-year-old third grader in elementary school, founded the first anti-gay organization in the whole school and eagerly invited my childhood friends to join.

My childhood friends said there was something wrong with me.

I gave a cold laugh and told them they’d regret it sooner or later.

Second year of middle school: my childhood friends sat across from me with grave expressions, looking green around the gills as they asked whether my anti-gay organization was still accepting members.

I laughed and told them they were too late. My organization already had two other founding members!

My childhood friends looked at the two founding members and hurriedly told me that they wanted to hit on me.

I, Sano Seiya, a thirteen-year-old in my second year of middle school, had to disband the only anti-gay organization in the entire school.

An anti-gay warrior, bravely hit on by gay men, fled in disarray and lost all dignity.

My childhood friends comforted me: “It’s okay. This life will be over before long.”

And so the legend of the Master of Homophobia came to an end.

Second year of high school: men with brightly colored hair began openly pursuing other men around them.

Once again, I barely escaped through a ventilation duct. I saw Kenji-kun beneath a tree, getting confessed to by a man for the thirteenth time that day.

Amen. Type “1” and King Yama will forgive you.

Please note:

1. Conan, manga-only.

2. There are lots of transmigrated conquest-system players, and they can recognize one another.

3. The protagonist is a local, and this is a silly comedy.

4. From far away, it looks like a gathering of heroes. Up close, it’s a meeting of gay men.

5. A victim story set in a Fourth Calamity world.

Theme: Brothers are just brothers!