A Pit, Another Pit, Pits Are Great

[Key Points: Quick Transmigration, Faithful HE, System Bugs, Lighthearted Comedy, ABO World, Daily Updates]

After Ji Zhiyang died in a mission world, he saw the System again.

He had originally wanted the System to send him home, but learned that his mission had failed. If he wanted to go back, he had to complete the mission again.

After the System sweet-talked and tricked him into it, he went to find his original target, Gu Huai, once more.

The System assured him that this time he didn't need to win Gu Huai over. All he had to do was date him, and he could go home.

As soon as he crossed over, he ran into Gu Huai being "bullied." They had just come face-to-face, and he was about to play the hero and rescue the damsel when the System suddenly shouted, "Host, get up! Wrong person! He's not Gu Huai!"

In his panic, Ji Zhiyang grabbed an ashtray and struck the man twice. As soon as he finished, he learned that the System had caused a huge mix-up: "There was just a bug. You hit the wrong person. He is Gu Huai."

When he looked down, the aloof male god had been knocked into a silly sweetheart. Gu Huai held his head and grinned foolishly. "Big brother, my head hurts. Blow on it for me..."

Ji Zhiyang: "??? I'm going to kill you, Ball!"

The System said guiltily, "Host, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. A fool is easy to fool..."

Even more outrageous, Gu Huai actually had a fiance in this world!

Ji Zhiyang grabbed him and wouldn't let him register his marriage, so Gu Huai went along with it and registered their marriage instead.

But they were only contract spouses, with no interference in each other's lives?

Ji Zhiyang tried his hardest to flirt, but Gu Huai remained unmoved.

He suspected Gu Huai was impotent, and ended up with a sore backside.

One day, Gu Huai suddenly remembered his past-life memories. He wanted to tell Ji Zhiyang, but then, with his memories restored, he looked over the reckless things he'd done during his "amnesia."

He'd gone into heat and made his wife inject himself with suppressants, escorted another omega home, smiled at other omegas while being cold to his wife, and ignored his wife when he came home to find him waiting in a suggestive pose, leaving him to catch a cold, and so on...

Gu Huai broke out in a cold sweat. "Is it still soon enough to kneel on a durian?"

Seeing the whip Ji Zhiyang had prepared, Gu Huai was afraid and kept pretending to have amnesia as he tried to appease him.

Ji Zhiyang was completely baffled by Gu Huai's sudden change in attitude.

Then one day, the System suddenly popped up and told him that Gu Huai had recovered his past-life memories!

Ji Zhiyang sneered and picked up the whip. "Oh, so you pretended to be stupid and fooled me? We'll settle the old and new scores all at once!"

Gu Huai: "Honey, I'm sorry, honey... If I confess now, can you go easy on me?"

Cold on the outside, warm on the inside gong x sharp-tongued but soft-hearted shou

The System has screwed me over a thousand times, and it turns out I'm the real fool!

Theme: Charge bravely ahead, and take control of your own destiny.