Lu Qiyuan was frail and sickly, coughing with every step. To stay alive, he accidentally became a System.
He arrived with a script, and his mission was to assist the reborn emperor Xie Zisheng and help him become a ruler admired by all.
But when they first met, after Lu Qiyuan explained everything Xie Zisheng had gone through in his previous life, Xie Zisheng pointed his sword at Lu Qiyuan's forehead. He wore a mocking smile, but his eyes were cold.
"Since you know how many betrayals I suffered in my previous life,"
"you should know I would rather betray the world than let the world betray me."
Lu Qiyuan: QAQ!
This Host wants to kill his own System too!
Xie Zisheng was suspicious and violent. He trusted neither his ministers nor his wives and concubines. He didn't care whether the common people loved him or his ministers respected him. All he wanted was absolute power, with no one daring to defy him.
Until one day, a man fell from the sky and landed unharmed on his bed. His clothes were disheveled, one shoulder exposed. With a knife pointed at him, he smiled slightly. "Actually... I'm an immortal sent down by the stars."
"I'm not here to teach Your Majesty kindness. I'm here to give Your Majesty eternal life."
The immortal said earnestly, "Host, a perfect score earns you immortality. You're the luckiest person I've ever met. Your starting score is already 99.8. Quickly gather the ministers who truly admire you and have them give you a cut!"
Xie Zisheng: "..."
That night, to prove the immortal's loyalty, he slept with him.
So, in exchange for eternal life, Xie Zisheng shared life and death and hardship with his ministers, persuaded his elders with reason and feeling, and lovingly guided the children...
He also spoke gently to Lu Qiyuan, undressed him, and spent night after night pleasing him.
Lu Qiyuan: Wait...wait!!!
Something's wrong, something's definitely wrong!!!
At first, each minister's admiration earned one cut worth 0.1 points. Later, it became 0.01 points. In the end, whether a cut earned any points at all was decided by drawing lots.
At last, Xie Zisheng could take no more. He pinned Lu Qiyuan to the bed and gently pressed a foot against his most sensitive place, deliberately rubbing it. "Little immortal, I already have 10,086 people who love me. What about you?"
"I know you tricked me about eternal life. I don't want it anymore. I want you. What do you say?"
Lu Qiyuan felt as if the sky had fallen, and stammered:
"For that wish, you'll have to get someone to give you a cut on PDD too."
Theme: Hard work can work miracles.