This story takes place in a fictional setting and has no connection to reality. Please don't apply it to real life.
Lu Ge transmigrates, wakes up, and finds himself in a hospital:
His soul has transmigrated into a scumbag insect.
The original owner had forced himself on someone, overcome by desire and unable to hold back, when the little female insect stabbed him and sent him straight to the ICU.
Lu Ge: "..."
What a mess.
That unlucky little female insect is also the legendary aloof beauty, the silver-haired, snow-eyed, undefeated insectoid colonel Nan Xun'an.
Lu Ge, who has transmigrated into the body of a scumbag insect: ...
What have I done...
Fortunately, Lu Ge awakens the ability to read minds.
Wait, what happened to that aloof beauty?
Across the square table, Nan Xun'an smiles politely, cool and refined, with an air of distance. "Your esteemed Excellency, male insect..."
[Hah, a male insect. Why does such a pampered piece of trash even exist in this world? Ask him out, find somewhere to bury him.]
Nan Xun'an chuckles softly and sips tea in place of wine, elegant as ever. "I hear our mental power compatibility is one hundred percent. I'm delighted to become your female lord."
[I hate violent male insects. Let's go somewhere remote for our honeymoon and bury this male insect while we're at it. That's right, let's do it!!!]
Lu Ge: "..."
So this seemingly perfect, aloof beauty has such a rich inner life?
And so Lu Ge put down the knife and started pretending to be good.
He shed pitiful little tears, acted helplessly cute despite being hopeless at everything, and meekly begged for comfort, looking softer and more harmless than a female insect.
One moment, he was piloting a starship and winning first place in the combat starship piloting competition. The next, he was back home being his usual useless little self.
Other people looked at him and saw a grim reaper, but Nan Xun'an stayed calm and collected. "He's just a weak, pitiful male insect who loves to act cute. Look, isn't he adorable? All he knows how to do is cuddle."
Until one day, right in front of Nan Xun'an, Lu Ge twisted off a star beast's head. His dark eyes brimmed with murderous intent as he smiled and stroked the beast's rigid body. "How dare you lay a hand on my wife?"
Nan Xun'an: ???
My weak, pitiful male insect who loves to act cute?
Coming soon: My Master, the Head Teacher
Jian Tingyuan transmigrates into an xianxia harem novel as a master.
His direct disciples are all the male leads. Whether he beats and berates them, earning their resentment and getting ravaged by them, or treats them with tenderness and care, making them fall for him before getting ravaged by them, even ignoring them will make them fixate on him, and then he'll get ravaged by them.
"O.o" Jian Tingyuan, who had spent four years as a head teacher, says, "Don't even think about student-teacher romances."
Jian Tingyuan, who used to take only a handful of direct disciples, suddenly changes his mind.
"We'll take in 100 students at a time. The top ten will form the elite class. Monthly exams once a month, final exams every four months. We'll combine scores according to their weighted percentages, and the lowest-ranked students in the elite class will be eliminated."
He bans food delivery from the sect, cracks down on teenage romance and tardiness, and even organizes a flag-raising ceremony every Monday...
After a few years, the whole sect's heel-to-toe running drills become all the rage in the cultivation world.
Because food deliveries are banned from the sect, the demon realm sends people to poison them, only to hit a wall.
His catchphrase is, "You're the worst class I've ever taught," and the school motto is, "Improve your score by one point, beat a thousand people." Everyone in the cultivation world gets caught up in the rat race, studying day and night to climb the exam rankings.
With such a good study culture, Jian Tingyuan is very pleased.
The demon lord Xiao Wuyi can't figure it out. "They must have suddenly become invincible because they got some magical treasure."
"According to our spies, their secret weapon is called..."
"Hengshui!!!" (shouting until his voice breaks)
Xiao Wuyi disguises himself and goes to the foot of Qingyun Peak, where the original novel's male lead, wearing a red armband and striding proudly, takes him to meet a so-called "immortal master."
The immortal master has a handsome face and every smile and frown captivates the soul. But as he speaks, spittle flies everywhere.
"Which class are you in? Why are you late? Poor grades are a matter of ability, but being late is a matter of attitude, and so on..."
Xiao Wuyi: "..."
Theme: Respect every soul that seeks equality, and put an end to malicious rumors
New readers have finished reading it, and they like it. It was a bit confusing. They watched a different kind of love in meditation, but the abuse was affected by the plot. It tortured me, but it didn't torture me too much. In fact, myss, when I saw Nan Xun'an going crazy, I thought of BE, but I had to live. It's so sad and sad. Oh, I've been brainwashed by abuse recently (I reflect on it).
I couldn't sleep. I haven't seen so many living readers in many years (my heart was trembling with excitement), so I shouted: "Come out to the comment area and chat, I want to see my prosperous age."
Looking forward to looking forward to the exciting Wuhu
After reading this article, I think I can do it again (confident)
The setting of the Male Insect Protection Law and the Boss Auction House is a bit strange. It's a bit too illegal. If you don't abide by the law, you should have a strong industrial chain and relationship chain. It feels a bit rushed, but the protagonists are still very cute. I look forward to the author's progress.
Just a short beep, I finished reading it in one afternoon, 99
Finished reading! Lu Ge and Xun An should always be well! ! The little couple is so cute! !
Happy birthday, Qingyi
There's no extra, I want to watch a sweet extra
Hahahahahahaha I remember the part about pretending to be sick in Wulin Gaiden
New readers have finished reading it, and they like it. It was a bit confusing. They watched a different kind of love in meditation, but the abuse was affected by the plot. It tortured me, but it didn't torture me too much. In fact, myss, when I saw Nan Xun'an going crazy, I thought of BE, but I had to live. It's so sad and sad. Oh, I've been brainwashed by abuse recently (I reflect on it).
I couldn't sleep. I haven't seen so many living readers in many years (my heart was trembling with excitement), so I shouted: "Come out to the comment area and chat, I want to see my prosperous age."
Looking forward to looking forward to the exciting Wuhu
After reading this article, I think I can do it again (confident)
The setting of the Male Insect Protection Law and the Boss Auction House is a bit strange. It's a bit too illegal. If you don't abide by the law, you should have a strong industrial chain and relationship chain. It feels a bit rushed, but the protagonists are still very cute. I look forward to the author's progress.
Just a short beep, I finished reading it in one afternoon, 99
Finished reading! Lu Ge and Xun An should always be well! ! The little couple is so cute! !
Happy birthday, Qingyi
There's no extra, I want to watch a sweet extra
Hahahahahahaha I remember the part about pretending to be sick in Wulin Gaiden