Fishing-line Peacock Bottom x High-and-Mighty, Long-Suffering Top Alpha.
Qi Ren is a quick transmigration veteran who has spent years in the ABO section.
In a brand-new school ABO worldline, the System is missing and he has no idea what the mission is. Luckily, he finds the protagonist gong.
The protagonist gong, Xia Po, dislikes the frailty of Omegas, looks down on the mediocrity of betas, and thinks AA romance is damn disgusting.
He is the aloof top student at Hengyang Middle School, adored by everyone, but he suffers from pheromone starvation syndrome. He must find an Omega whose pheromones are a perfect match for his, or he will suddenly drop dead.
Qi Ren: “O_o?”
Luckily, Qi Ren can control his secondary gender to deal with the many sexual orientations and bizarre pheromone-related diseases in the ABO world.
The cure for the protagonist gong's pheromone starvation syndrome is always within ten steps!
And that cure is the protagonist shou!
It's him, himself!!!
To win over the protagonist gong, Xia Po,
Qi Ren casually releases the faintest trace of pheromones in front of him, openly shows off his gland, and does everything he can to find out when Xia Po's rut is due.
He just doesn't know that his “gender-changing” golden finger can suddenly go haywire.
When Xia Po's rut suddenly hits, Qi Ren seizes the opportunity, releases Omega pheromones to seduce him, and tries to make it a done deal.
The result: He... can't release anything!
He realizes in shock that he has suddenly turned into a beta!
So he immediately throws a punch. After knocking the protagonist gong back to his senses, he takes all the credit for himself and leaves behind just one blunt beta remark: “Drink more hot water.”
While camping, his heat arrives right on schedule. Qi Ren schemes to get close to the protagonist gong, his eyes reddening and brimming with tears as he begs Xia Po for a temporary mark.
But the moment he smells Xia Po's pheromones, Qi Ren reflexively lets out an “Ugh.”
Qi Ren: “???”
He realizes in shock: Why has he turned into an alpha again?
Like repels like.
Just as Qi Ren is about to wreck the world, the long-missing System finally returns.
[Host! You've got it wrong. Our mission isn't to win over the protagonist gong.]
Qi Ren: “…”
Qi Ren makes a hasty escape, never expecting Xia Po to become the one who won't leave him alone.
At the graduation party after the college entrance exams, Xia Po is drunk, the veins in his wrists bulging, his gaze dark and unreadable.
Taking advantage of the alcohol, he pins Qi Ren in a corner, obsessively leaving bite mark after bite mark on the beta's regressed gland. He trembles, grits his teeth, and sheds aggrieved tears.
“Omegas are cute, AA romance is trendy, and AB romance is perfectly normal. Even if you turn into an E, EA isn't... impossible.”
Qi Ren (currently a beta): “O_o?”
System: [Host, what on earth did you do to the protagonist gong!!!!]
Bonus scene:
When Qi Ren rejects Xia Po, he gives him a demonstration of turning from an O into a B, then shakes off Xia Po's hand. “It's a phenomenon in which an organism undergoes dramatic changes in form and structure during development. This phenomenon is mainly controlled by its own genes and the external environment. So you can think of my gender as... a pervert.”
Later, sprawled on Xia Po's bed, he grabs Xia Po by the collar and curses, “You're the pervert!”
Coming next: The Tyrant Is Bound to the PDD Slash-the-Price-by-One-Yuan System
Sickly Lu Qiyuan is frail and coughs with every step. In order to survive, he becomes a System by a stroke of fate.
He arrives with the script in hand. His mission is to assist the reborn emperor, Xie Zisheng, and help him become a wise ruler admired by all.
But at their very first meeting, after Lu Qiyuan reveals everything Xie Zisheng went through in his previous life, Xie Zisheng points his sword at the center of Lu Qiyuan's forehead. He smiles mockingly, but his eyes are icy cold.
“Since you know about all the betrayals I suffered in my past life,”
“you should also know I'd rather betray everyone under heaven than let anyone under heaven betray me.”
Lu Qiyuan: QAQ!
This Host is trying to kill his own System too!
…
Xie Zisheng is suspicious and violent. He trusts neither his ministers nor his wives and concubines. He doesn't want the people to love him or his ministers to respect him. He only wants absolute power, so no one dares defy him.
Until one day, a man suddenly appears out of nowhere on his bed, completely unharmed despite falling from the sky. His clothes are disheveled, one shoulder bare, and even with a knife pointed at him, he smiles faintly. “Actually... I'm an immortal sent down from the stars in heaven.”
“I'm not here to teach Your Majesty to be kind. I'm here to grant Your Majesty immortality.”
The immortal says earnestly, “Host, a perfect score earns you eternal life. You're the luckiest person I've ever met: your starting score is already 99.8. Hurry and gather ministers who truly admire you to slash the price by one yuan!”
Xie Zisheng: “…”
That night, to prove the immortal's loyalty, he sleeps with him.
So, for the sake of immortality, Xie Zisheng shares life and death and hardship with his ministers, appeals to his elders with reason and emotion, and gently guides his children with heartfelt care...
He also speaks tenderly to Lu Qiyuan, loosens his clothes, and spends every night making love to please him.
Lu Qiyuan: Wait... wait!!!
Something's not right, something's really not right!!!
At first, gaining the love of a minister and having him slash the price earned 0.1 points. Later it became 0.01 points, and in the end, you have to draw lots just to find out whether you'll get any points.
At last, Xie Zisheng can no longer stand it. He pins Lu Qiyuan to the bed and gently presses a foot against his most private part, deliberately grinding against it. “Little immortal, I've already got 10,086 people who love me. What about you?”
“I know you tricked me about immortality. I don't want eternal life anymore. I want you. How about it?”
Lu Qiyuan's world crumbles, but he stammers:
“For that wish, you'll have to slash the price by one yuan on PDD too.”
Theme: A good life depends on yourself.
Ah, how could it be like this [bursts into tears] I think this article is very good. I really want to continue reading this setting [melted]. But health is still important. Like the author, I only sleep a few hours a day and am not very healthy. Sometimes I can't sleep until 7 o'clock for several days in a row. I really feel like I am going to see Marx. In the end, I still go to the doctor and take medicine slowly. Maybe it's because I've been up too much and talked. Sometimes the silence becomes so abstract that my brain, mouth, eyes, and soul are all scattered.
Hahahaha, really, the little peacock works so hard to complete the task, and gets into an embarrassing state every day. Made me laugh so hard
Hahahaha, Gong is so pitiful but so funny
Oh my God [covering face, laughing and crying] I feel pretty good but why are the data so bleak. Hug the author
Eh? This book is super beautiful
I have to say that Xiaoxia also has a bit of a talent for comedy.
Tied today! This energetic little hooligan is so cute! This pair of OCs is so cute [shy]
Come on! After reading the introduction of Master's book, I was immediately attracted to it. Unexpectedly... I just had to pay attention to my health!
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[Showbiz] Fortune-Telling by the Book
Ah, how could it be like this [bursts into tears] I think this article is very good. I really want to continue reading this setting [melted]. But health is still important. Like the author, I only sleep a few hours a day and am not very healthy. Sometimes I can't sleep until 7 o'clock for several days in a row. I really feel like I am going to see Marx. In the end, I still go to the doctor and take medicine slowly. Maybe it's because I've been up too much and talked. Sometimes the silence becomes so abstract that my brain, mouth, eyes, and soul are all scattered.
Hahahaha, really, the little peacock works so hard to complete the task, and gets into an embarrassing state every day. Made me laugh so hard
Hahahaha, Gong is so pitiful but so funny
Oh my God [covering face, laughing and crying] I feel pretty good but why are the data so bleak. Hug the author
Eh? This book is super beautiful
I have to say that Xiaoxia also has a bit of a talent for comedy.
Tied today! This energetic little hooligan is so cute! This pair of OCs is so cute [shy]
Come on! After reading the introduction of Master's book, I was immediately attracted to it. Unexpectedly... I just had to pay attention to my health!
No, I just watched it...
QAQ just fell into a trap. . .