[Crossover] Offering French Idiocy to Yokohama

Fake cosplay transmigration! The heroine is only an original character whose settings got integrated with the world!!!

You did a bit at a convention and came up with an anthropomorphized character design, then had the misfortune of transmigrating.

You ended up in the middle of a huge gathering of... impact.

Oh, and you also had the misfortune of being mistaken for the artificial child of the ship you ship with your whole heart, Ranpo and Verlaine. The French Transcendents, who couldn't be bothered to raise a kid, were about to send you to Yokohama to find the parents on a mission there.

Watching the man who'd tossed you onto the plane leave without a second glance, you silently wept rivers of tears.

How unfortunate.

Especially since your anthropomorphized gravity-measuring card reader design was that of a permanently four-foot-three, green-eyed, blonde, idiot little girl. You couldn't take care of yourself, and your ability to speak was extremely limited. Meanwhile, Verlaine was about to betray Ranpo.

Would Verlaine kill you too, just as an afterthought?

After taking a blast from Arahabaki head-on, you decide maybe you should turn around, jump into the sea, and swim back to France.

1. OOC warning. A mix of second and third person. The protagonist has familial and friendship bonds with everyone. The Ranpo-Verlaine ship is nonexclusive, either way around. (After all, French men can spend the night together even if they're not a couple.)

2. The heroine's original character is an anthropomorphized gravity-measuring card reader that came to life. She can read data and control the strength of gravity. After being integrated into Bungo Stray Dogs, she became a surviving, sapient ability-user, a failed artificial human experiment by the two men. Her name is Roselyn, nickname Lily.

3. The heroine is blonde and green-eyed, 130 centimeters tall, and will always be a little girl. Her soul might be that of a college girl?

The author herself isn't an idiot and can take care of herself, but the character design makes her seem very stupid (though she's not very clever to begin with).

4. No romantic pairings for the little girl!

Theme: Life is a journey of self-cultivation.