[Sharp-tongued and dark vs. equally sharp-tongued]
The day Yu Tang and Jiang Yu broke up was a messy one.
They'd lived together for so long and had so many things to sort out that when they parted, Yu Tang stood at the roadside with three suitcases and their Maltese puppy in her arms, looking utterly bedraggled as she waited for a car.
Jiang Yu pulled up in a flashy sports car and asked in a lazy, obnoxious drawl, "So, ex-girlfriend, want me to give you one last ride?"
Yu Tang stared at his bright-red two-seater supercar and couldn't help sneering.
She mocked him, "Sure. How about I hang the extra suitcase around your neck?"
"Go ahead, if you dare." Jiang Yu gave as good as he got. "But, ex-girlfriend, you should know that your charge isn't attempted murder of your husband anymore."
"Be careful, or you'll get locked up for life for attempted murder."
*
Yu Tang had always thought her breakup with Jiang Yu hadn't exactly been amicable. They'd torn into each other, and by the time they were standing at the roadside, they were even separating every account they shared.
Yu Tang remembered that the Weibo account she used was linked to his phone.
But there wasn't much time, and she couldn't unlink it.
Under the blazing sun, Yu Tang took his phone without asking, grabbed the verification code, and logged back into her Weibo account.
With her familiar profile picture, she angrily posted a long rant cursing Jiang Yu a hundred times over.
But then she was stunned to see nearly a hundred posts on the account's page.
She was pretty sure she hadn't posted that many.
She clicked in. The voice was unmistakably familiar, full of Jiang Yu's sharp tongue and hair-trigger temper.
"The food's not good? Why do you keep looking at my girlfriend?"
"The guy next door gave her a love letter. What kind of trash is this? How did he even pass the college entrance exam with writing this bad?"
"My girlfriend is the prettiest girl in the world, absolutely unbeatable. She's so cute, I love her so much, I want to kiss her so badly. Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah!"
"Even when my girlfriend argues with me, she's so cute. I want to kiss her to death. Kiss her to death, kiss her to death, kiss her to death."
"I really kissed her. She slapped me. That was so worth it."
"She won't let me kiss her. I'll do it again next time."
"We're going to argue for the rest of our lives."
After reading all one hundred posts, Yu Tang slowly realized that Jiang Yu, who claimed not to care about her and acted so arrogantly around her, had simply hidden his love deep inside.
She'd uncovered a little dog's secret, along with all the turbulent emotions he had buried beneath his stubbornness.
And this secret account, which chronicled all of Jiang Yu's hidden feelings, finally posted a rare update in the third month after their breakup.
"She doesn't want me anymore. I'm so sad."
Theme: Love yourself