That Guy Is Definitely Not an Ordinary College Student!!!

★ Several completed sweet romances in my author column. Come check them out! ^o^

★ Please follow Douzhi's upcoming stories and author page. Pretty please~

Paused and removed from sale. Take care of your wallets, everyone.

Yu Shu is a clear-eyed, slightly scatterbrained college student from an ordinary family, with average grades and no particular talents besides his looks.

One day, the paranormal began to descend. Everyone was terrified, but Yu Shu remained completely oblivious, making his everyday life feel downright bizarre:

[Anomaly A3-141: The Attention-Grabbing Quilt] Anyone who covers themselves with it has their vital essence sucked dry, dying like a dried-up corpse.

Yu Shu left the quilt out in the sun and laughed with relief. "It smells like dead dust mites. Delicious!"

[Anomaly A2-078: Brain-Snatching Advanced Mathematics] Get a question wrong and it'll eat your brain, turning you into an empty-headed puppet.

Yu Shu set his hefty advanced mathematics textbook on fire. "Haha! I successfully changed majors! Goodbye, advanced math!"

[Anomaly A1-033: The Hungry Cafeteria] It spreads heresy through food, with a 100% infection rate.

The moment Yu Shu entered the cafeteria, he called the tip line. "This cafeteria doesn't meet basic hygiene standards. It needs to be penalized!"

[Anomaly S-012: The Haunted Grand Theater] It feeds on people's fear. Once you enter, your odds of survival are zero.

Yu Shu pushed open the doors and calmly directed the crowd. "Don't panic. Leave one at a time, and watch your step so nobody gets trampled."

-

A huge number of anomalies appeared all over the world. They possessed extraordinary abilities, were terrifying and uncanny, and devoured the world at will.

Countries around the globe urgently established Anomaly Management Bureaus, recruiting people with special abilities to handle and contain anomalies.

During one mission, the bureau discovered an unusual case:

A young man in white, graceful and elegant, walked by, and every anomaly in his path retreated. Everything returned to normal.

The bureau was stunned:

Someone could effortlessly crush every anomaly?!

And he was just an ordinary college student?!

Were they sure he really was a normal person?!

-

Douzhi's friendly reminder:

※ The bottom is a clear-eyed, scatterbrained male college student. Written as an ordinary, clear-eyed college boy, read as a great god.

※ The top is an indescribable cosmic-horror entity: [Avatar] [Tentacles] [Madness]. The bottom is his most devout follower.

※ To keep the cuties from thinking the top takes forever to show up, I'm bringing out his avatar early. Together, they are Corth.

※ This is not a typical cosmic-horror story, but it may get very gory. If you're easily frightened, please proceed with caution~

★★★★ A little promo for my cosmic-horror upcoming story ★★★★

--The Fake Young Master, but a Great Old One Claims Him by Force--

Lin Xunan is the Star Alliance's most beloved little prince.

His father dotes on him, his mother cherishes him, his big brother spoils him, and he has awakened an SSS-rank ability.

The entire Star Alliance is green with envy.

Lin Xunan himself is immersed in happiness.

But soon, that happiness shatters:

His father forcibly gouges out his ability core. "Think of it as repaying us for raising you."

His mother takes the boy's hand with a gentle smile. "Don't be afraid, child. With this core, even a B-rank ability can be raised to S-rank."

His brother comforts him with deep sympathy. "It's all right, little brother. He's just a fake. He deserves to die."

Through a blur of blood and tears, the young man sneers smugly:

"I told you long ago. All of this would be mine."

-

When Lin Xunan opens his eyes again, he's on the most terrifying death planet in the universe.

The ecosystem is uncanny, monsters run rampant, and without an ability, Lin Xunan will be reduced to ashes in no time.

And yet he survives.

A colossal, terrifying monster finds him and takes him deep underground, where it carefully looks after him.

Lin Xunan thinks he's found salvation.

He never imagined the monster would slip its tentacles into every one of his holes...

His furious resistance is like an egg striking a rock.

Unable to die, Lin Xunan loses all hope.

Then he accidentally discovers that every time the monster enters him, a pure energy accumulates inside his body.

Gradually, Lin Xunan goes from giving passively to taking the initiative.

As long as he gathers enough energy, he can awaken his ability again.

If he can't die,

then his parents, his brother, that young man,

and everyone who kicked him when he was down

can forget about living in peace!

-

Pluto has traveled the entire universe,

finally finding his mate in an unremarkable three-dimensional world.

But his mate has forgotten him.

Furious, Pluto can only vent all his rage on his mate.

He firmly believes that making love will awaken his mate's memories.

But one day,

his mate launches a deadly attack against him.

Consumed by resentment, Pluto wraps countless tentacles tightly around him:

They just haven't made love enough!

-

Douzhi's friendly reminder:

※ A handsome, powerful, tragic, unhinged bottom and a nonhuman top who's obsessed with his wife and can't think about anything but sex.

※ One-on-one, both virgins, both powerful, devoted to each other.

※ Romance and career, both in hand.

※ The setting is original. Don't overthink it.

Theme: Arm yourself with scientific theory