How to Raise a Good-for-Nothing Husband Before I Die

Xu Zhuoyu works for the Substitute Death Bureau. This time, she is destined to be torn apart by a monster and die one month from now.

While waiting to die, she likes to tease her beautiful but useless husband whenever she has nothing else to do.

Her useless husband is younger, innocent, and gorgeous. He looks delicate and frail, easy to push around, and is a college graduate. He's exactly her type.

But he hates her?

Xu Zhuoyu smiles faintly. She doesn't have much time for games, but she can certainly play a quick round.

He can't even meet her gaze. A kiss on the cheek makes him blush, and a wall pin makes him bristle. How could he possibly compete with her?

But then

“This really isn't fair.” A voice seems to rise from the abyss.

The younger puppy-like husband, whose fur she'd just smoothed, suddenly changes his gaze, and his whole demeanor shifts.

Xu Zhuoyu: “Buy one, get one free?” So he's got a dual personality?

What should you keep in mind when caring for a useless husband with a dual personality?

Xu Zhuoyu would definitely answer, “Make sure you treat them equally.”

If she can't divide her attention evenly and favors one of them, the other will fall from love into hatred, possibly even affecting the task success rate she'd worked so hard to bring back up to 50%.

When the day the mission ends arrives, Xu Zhuoyu walks alone into the street, just as the System described, waiting for a monster to tear her apart.

But from morning until night, she waits. At last, the monster is torn to pieces with a snap of someone's fingers.

A bloodied figure holds a black umbrella and looks at her with an utterly unfamiliar expression. “You stayed for him, but you were going to throw me into hell. You're so cruel, Xu Zhuoyu.”

Xu Zhuoyu: “...” So, now that the monster's gone, can I still complete the mission?

System: “Target affection: 50. Please keep trying.”

Xu Zhuoyu: “Wait, I don't think my mission is to win his affection.”

She just wants to die!

What happens if you fail the mission and get left behind?

“Now it's my turn to take care of you.”

A highly capable, utterly free-spirited heroine x a hero who can be strong or weak, sweet or cool

The personality switches between them. The key is to treat both fairly.

Theme: Keep on living