My brain is empty. I can't write political intrigue anymore, sob.
Straightforward, innocent emperor x seemingly gentle but secretly ruthless minister, bottom
College student Sheng Xi opens his eyes every day and realizes he has to make it to an early morning class. His favorite reaction image is [The early court session at the hour of the dragon is driving me mad.jpg]. Little did he know that his words would become prophecy: one day, he really would be forced to attend morning court, and at an even earlier hour, the hour of the rabbit.
Sheng Xi's response: Nice.
But as a transmigrated cannon-fodder emperor, Sheng Xi can only attend court obediently to stay alive (daydreaming instead of paying attention).
And to enjoy as many imperial luxuries as possible and live happily ever after, Sheng Xi, who knows the plot, works hard to cling to the future minister's coattails and govern diligently (actually, he gives up and waits to die).
But nobody told him the script was fake!
Sheng Xi: Who secretly wrote this ridiculous script? It's ruining my life!
So, to salvage a story that has completely gone off the rails, Sheng Xi can only head south to Jiangnan (fake his death), go to the frontier (get himself killed), and storm the capital (wait to die). Luckily, he survives in the end.
Sheng Xi pats his chest, then looks at the minister beside him.
Wonderful. Not only am I still alive, I also have a sweet, sweet husband. I love him so much.
Li Zhi: ...Get lost, thanks.
Note: 1. The emperor is the top, and the minister is the bottom. Dear readers, don't get them mixed up.
2. This is an alternate history. The dynasties and locations are all made up by the author, so don't overthink them.
3. Hope you enjoy reading~
Theme: Slacking off is no good; hard work is worth its weight in gold
Is there any more? Is there any more? Does the author still remember this book?
Will there be any updates? It's been 4 months...
What should I do if the emperor really wants to yawn when he goes to court? Want to sneeze?