The Villain Is Reborn, Misses His Chance to Save the Day, and What a Joke

Name: The Villain Is Reborn, Misses His Chance to Save the Day, and What a Joke
Author: Perched in the Wind, Lost in Thought

反派重生，错过拯救，笑死

by Perched in the Wind, Lost in Thought (栖风念)

Status: Ongoing
Length: –
Genre: Romance
Era: Alternate History
Updated: –
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Yu Yuan was transmigrated into the role of a sickly supporting heroine in an old-school novel.

The System said: "If you want to live to a hundred, save the villain. Raise his affection once and gain one month of life. Keep it up for ten years and you'll earn a healthy body."

Yu Yuan, a socially anxious person: TOT

For the sake of a long life, she forced herself to brave her severe social anxiety and went to do it.

Cui Jiaotang was reborn.

He had returned to ten years earlier, inside the body of his prematurely deceased eldest legitimate brother.

Ten years ago, a little girl had appeared by his side. Clumsy, sincere, and openly favoring him, she was the one person who knew better than anyone that she had personally rewritten the life in which he was torn apart and humiliated.

He watched himself live a life of splendor and joy in this new timeline, becoming the happiest, brightest young man in the capital.

Why did he deserve that?

Yu Yuan was just so exasperated. Utterly exasperated.

To make it easier to stay alive, she had worked hard to establish herself as a lovesick girl. Everyone in the capital knew she liked the second son of Chief Councilor Cui.

But his eldest brother was acting like a madman. Relying on his mountain of military achievements, he turned down every reward, knelt in the throne hall for days, and insisted on marrying her.

On their wedding night, she gathered her courage and declared, "I don't like you. I only like the second son of the Cui family!"

Cui Jiaotang leaned down toward her, his breath hot as he stubbornly whispered in her ear, "I don't like you either."

Yu Yuan's eyes filled with tears. "So you really are crazy, aren't you?"

He chuckled and reached to undo the buttons at her collar. "That's right. You've been driving me mad for a long time."

Little Scenes

Just after they married, he said coldly, "You have a husband now. Don't think about anyone else, understand?"

"..." QAQ.

A year into their marriage, after kissing her until her legs went weak, he demanded fiercely, "Who are you thinking about now?"

"...Him." TAT.

Later, he finally bowed his head. "Please, love me... It doesn't matter if you still have him in your heart. Just love me a little."

Long-planning, sweet-on-the-outside, ruthless-on-the-inside male lead x socially anxious heroine in a marriage first, love later

1. Both leads are virgins, happy ending.