The Palace Intrigue Champion Takes the Entertainment World by Storm [Ancient-to-Modern]

Tang Yi was the champion of palace intrigue in her generation. After the tyrant emperor kicked the bucket, she became the only Empress Dowager of the Jiang Kingdom. Just as Lazy Tang was about to enjoy a carefree retirement, she choked to death on a date and transmigrated into the body of a washed-up, shameless simp who had just been kicked out of a wealthy family. Tang Yi: ... Looking at the mountains of curses online and the original owner's hopelessly love-brained mother, who had clearly passed the trait down through the generations, Tang Yi felt her utterly empty pockets and took a deep breath. A death start, building everything from scratch. Lovely. Having been pampered all her life, Tang Yi stepped into show business for the money and became a wage slave who looked forward to clocking out every day. The variety show Best Partners had just started filming: "Washed-up nobody making a scene again. Quit the industry already." "I'm dying. Who'd want to partner with Tang Yi?" Newly crowned Best Actor Shen Jingyan pinched his nose. "I'm warning you to stay away from me. No matter how much you suck up to me, I'll never like you." Tang Yi nearly rolled her eyes into the sky. You think you're all that. Later: "Wifey is so hot! Her figure skating is gorgeous!" "Her 3D sugar paintings made our foreign friends cry." "Tangtang is so cool at archery. Mom asked why I was watching the show on my knees." "Oh my god, Best Actor Qin and Tangtang are the best partners. Aaaah, One Drunken Night is real!!!" Shen Jingyan: "Tangtang, can you give me another chance? I really do like you." Tang Yi: Heh. Tang Yi rose to fame, but never lost her lazy streak. She just wanted to save enough money to retire, and she wouldn't work a minute more than she had to each day. A hater saw Tang Yi happily heading home after work. "Money comes that easily and you're still complaining about being tired? Can you even do the job?" Tang Yi: If you can do it, you do it. [smiling.jpg] Tang Yi livestreamed a sales pitch. The head of the haters said, "Does that Tang person not know what money is? She'll take any deal." That same day, the hater received two legal letters, one from the Qin family and one from the original owner's mother, who had been missing for eight hundred years. Just like that, the Qin and Tang families, the country's two most powerful elite families, stood behind Tang Yi. The haters had to think twice before attacking her. Tang Yi lifted her eyelids and lazily glanced at the man getting dressed. "Qin Sui, I don't want to work hard anymore." The man's eyes held a smile. "All right, then quit the industry." It suited him, too. He didn't want anyone else coveting his wife. One day, a top-tier star and Best Actor who had retired from the industry started a livestream. Fans: "Best Actor Qin, where's your wife? Wait, I mean, where's my wife?" "Let me see my wife!" "We haven't seen her in ages. Hurry up and let her come out so I can worship her." Qin Sui: "Don't you have wives of your own?" Tang Yi, woken by the noise: "Keep talking louder and see if you still have a wife." Fans: "Wifey, hurry up and get a divorce." "Marry me for your second marriage. I won't make a peep." Qin Sui: "..." There are always troublemakers trying to cuckold me. Reader's Guide: * This is a brainless, awkwardly sweet and satisfying story. The logic has been fed to the dogs. Seriously, there is no logic. Important point. * Both leads transmigrate, and both are each other's first love in their past and present lives. * The original owner's mother will learn that Tangtang transmigrated. * The shou is lazy by nature, but won't put up with mistreatment and always gets revenge. * The figure skating in this story is awkward and mostly has nothing to do with reality. If that bothers you, don't read it. It really is completely inaccurate. Important point. ---Coming Soon: You Were Cursing Me in Your Head Again [Please Bookmark This Campus EABO Story] Ye Shuo is the most alpha school bully at No. 1 High School, and firmly holds the top spot in his grade. But the new transfer student, Qi Yu, easily snatches away his number-one ranking. Ye Shuo refuses to accept it and goes to corner him after school. But an accident sends them both into the water. Qi Yu discovers that he can hear Ye Shuo's thoughts. And then... While they're studying, Ye Shuo suddenly starts cursing him out for no reason. "You bastard. I'll study you into the ground." While gaming, Qi Yu hears him curse in his head, too. "Damn it, you're even good at video games. Just wait, I'll crush you." Later, Ye Shuo goes into rut and, despite being miserable and acting all clingy, still curses him in his head. "A normal alpha goes into rut once a month, but this bastard hasn't gone into rut in months. Why? Does he have to outdo everyone at this, too?" Qi Yu is speechless. He's acting like a needy little puppy, yet still cursing people in his head. Qi Yu never expected him to get even more brazen in his thoughts. "Can't you give me some of your pheromones? Can't you see I'm suffering?" His eyes are wet and glistening, and he looks utterly innocent. Listening to Ye Shuo's nonstop inner chatter, Qi Yu curls his lips into a smile and says mildly, "Call me big brother, and I'll give you my pheromones." Thinking it was a coincidence, Ye Shuo doesn't suspect a thing. He sweetly calls Qi Yu big brother. The way he says it is so sweet and soft that Qi Yu wonders if Ye Shuo is really an alpha. Later, he discovers that Ye Shuo is sweet through and through, even down to his pheromones. One day after they get together, Ye Shuo reads an erotic story about an alpha-alpha romance and spends the whole day distracted. He thinks Qi Yu is a lot like the omega in the story who pretends to be an alpha, and before he knows it, he's thinking about taking the top. Little does he know that he's already given himself away from eight hundred meters off. Qi Yu raises an eyebrow from the sofa. "You want to fuck me?" Ye Shuo: "!" Qi Yu narrows his eyes dangerously. "Baby, is it because I always go easy on you when you cry, so you've gotten the wrong idea about me?" As he speaks, he unbuttons his third button. Ye Shuo looks horrified. "! You! Don't come any closer!" #TheAlphaGetsBittenAndTurnsIntoAnOmega #ContainsAuthor'sOwnWorldbuilding Theme: No matter what happens, live your life earnestly