Waaah, My Ship Is Canon!

As a hugely popular young star, Ji Shuyu has a sworn enemy she can never make peace with.

Her nemesis is named Song Ze, a rising movie star who's just become a major sensation. Unfortunately, he's talented but lacking in virtue, with a heart as small as a needle's point. The two have a serious grudge, and their fans are constantly at each other's throats.

Every night before bed, Ji Shuyu murmurs to herself: Has Song Ze's career tanked yet today?

Until one day, she wakes up in Song Ze's body.

Ji Shuyu: What rotten luck! Ugh!

*

The atmosphere in the villa's living room is oppressive.

Ji Shuyu looks at “herself” sitting on the sofa in a domineering pose and nearly faints with rage.

Song Ze looks at “himself” with those pretty legs pressed together, his expression cold enough to freeze over.

Their managers put aside their past grievances and package the two of them off to star in the urban fantasy romance Ji Shuyu is currently filming.

“For the time being, you have to stay together constantly. The fans mustn't find out anything is wrong.”

Ji Shuyu sneers. “Impossible.”

Song Ze says coldly, “Not up for discussion.”

Their managers then force them onto the set, where they spend every day kissing until their lips are swollen.

*

As soon as news of their new show spreads, the whole internet predicts it'll flop. Behind-the-scenes photos and videos from the set keep pouring in. Curious onlookers flock to take a look, only to find:

“Ji Shuyu” lands unsteadily after being lowered on a wire, and “Song Ze” immediately catches her. After letting go, he crouches and holds “Ji Shuyu's” ankle, anxiously asking if “she” is hurt.

“Ji Shuyu” stays up all night filming a scene in the water, gritting her teeth and not complaining once about the cold. “Song Ze,” however, approaches with red-rimmed eyes, takes off his down jacket, wraps “Ji Shuyu” up in it, and personally feeds “her” ginger and brown sugar tea.

“Song Ze” comes to work while sick. “Ji Shuyu” scolds him coldly for not taking care of himself, but “Song Ze” doesn't argue. He just smiles and says something. A lip-reading expert translates it overnight, and the most likely interpretation is: It's enough if you take care of me?!

In the stolen clips of their kissing scenes that surface every few days, the two finish a passionate kiss, then wipe the smeared lipstick off each other's mouths, pretending to be reluctant while their actions say otherwise...

Wait, weren't they supposed to be sworn enemies?

At first, the gossip-hungry crowd is left questioning reality. Later, they're all sobbing: We're so into them, we've fainted! Hurry up and get married, we can't wait any longer! (This story has 60% anti-piracy protection for 24 hours.)

Coming soon: Crazy Slacker, Rewriting a Torture Romance

The day after quitting her job and going home to become a full-time daughter with a monthly allowance of one hundred thousand, Qiao Xi transmigrates into a book.

She ends up in an old-fashioned melodramatic romance novel as a disposable body double for the original heroine, who faked her death and ran away while pregnant.

The original male lead and his sidekick imprison her. The wicked female supporting character envies her and takes every chance to frame and scheme against her.

Unable to bear the humiliation, the body double eventually turns evil. After the heroine returns with her genius child, she tries to harm her, only to be killed by the male lead and his sidekick working together.

System: You need to...

Qiao Xi: I'm tired. Not listening. Keep your little mouth shut.

System: ?!

When Qiao Xi transmigrates into the book, she's being worked to the bone at the company of the story's biggest villain.

The biggest villain is the male lead's older brother. He's powerful and influential, with a handsome face and an air of austere restraint. Beneath that noble exterior lies a twisted, ruthless, unpredictable tyrant.

The male lead and the great villain are about to show up at the same time and run into her as she's fetching water for her boss, officially beginning her miserable life as a disposable body double.

Qiao Xi goes berserk in front of everyone and shoves her boss headfirst into a bucket of dirty water.

“Drink up! Drink as much as you want, there's plenty in this extra-large cup!”

Then she charges into the great villain, knocking him down.

Feeling the firm lines of the man's muscles beneath her, she shouts just before he can turn into a tyrant:

“Boss, I like you!”

“Be my boyfriend!”

The great villain's cold, cruel eyes slowly come to a halt.

After a long pause, he says, “Heh. You've got some nerve...”

Qiao Xi goes from an ordinary wage slave to the girlfriend of a billionaire villain CEO.

She lives in his sprawling estate, sleeps in his bed, and lets him keep her as one of his fish, lounging around as someone others can only look up to.

Everyone: ???

Good heavens, has the fearsome tyrant been brainwashed and bewitched by a seductress who fell from the sky?

Qiao Xi: No, I'm just a slacker through and through.

A crazy slacker heroine × a tyrant villain male lead (with an obsession with apricots)

Theme: Arrogance and prejudice are best avoided. True sincerity must be met with sincerity.