The Feel-Good Novel's Heroine Became Famous by Spilling the Tea

My completed gossip novel, After the Cat Spilled Its Thoughts While Gossiping, is ready for you to devour!

Blurb:

After going through countless quick transmigration worlds and earning the title of the ultimate mistress-deterrent, Luo Anwan proudly retires and makes a wish:

To be rich and beautiful, have a great figure, and be doted on by a good man.

Then she transmigrates into a feel-good novel as the heroine who leaves the entertainment industry for love. She's beautiful and has a great figure, but she's broke and hated by the entire internet. Besides her, the original male lead is surrounded by his long-lost first love, who has returned to claim him, and her son.

The first love gives Luo Anwan a gentle smile and says something astonishing: "I'm here to join you two."

Luo Anwan: ???

System: Host, go for it! Just deter the first love, win over the male lead, make a comeback, and tear into your rivals in one glorious package. Then you'll save the richest man, receive a fortune worth billions, and have it all: career, love, and wealth!

Luo Anwan: She came here to retire. Don't even think about making her go back to her old job!

Little by little, netizens notice that after her comeback, Luo Anwan has become a groundhog in a melon patch, obsessed with gossip and breaking scandals. She's somehow gone from actress to paparazzo, and every scoop she breaks hits the mark.

On the livestream of a budget travel variety show, Luo Anwan points at the lipstick stain on a married film emperor's collar and tells the sweet-looking young woman disapprovingly, "CL's Temptress Rose doesn't suit you. I'd suggest a nude pink, muted rose shade next time."

The livestream audience: !!!

On the livestream of Future Star, Luo Anwan subdues a startled, rearing white horse, then smiles at the top-tier star with dark circles who has fallen to the ground. "Riding a white horse doesn't always mean you'll meet a princess. You might meet someone who gets mounted instead."

The livestream audience: !!!

Her manager thinks their artist is doomed, while Luo Anwan lets loose and devotes herself to gossip and breaking scandals, just waiting to save the richest man and claim her billion-dollar fortune.

But gradually, she realizes that the more gossip she digs up, the more famous she gets, and the richest man wants to offer himself to her along with his billions?

After all that twisting and turning, has she actually managed to fulfill her wish of retiring?

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Mu Hanxiao has known for a long time that he lives in a book. Everyone loves him, flowers bloom in his presence, and his life goes smoothly as he becomes the richest man. He's the darling of the world.

There is just one thing he can't accept: he is destined to become a tool for the original leads' romance, taking in a mistress and raising another man's child.

Mu Hanxiao: What brain-dead author wrote this with their feet?

Men have to protect themselves when they go out, and he is no exception.

So he decides to lock away his heart and focus on building his empire.

Until he meets Luo Anwan.

Then he's not so sure anymore.

"Coming soon: I, the Only Human, a Delicate National Treasure"

Panda keeper Ruan Zhu transmigrates.

She arrives in a different world where technological innovation and lush ecosystems flourish side by side, and black-and-white furry pandas, all national treasures, roam everywhere. She becomes...

The only delicate human in the Panda Kingdom?

Ruan Zhu's appearance sends shock waves through the Panda Kingdom, shaking the entire nation.

The panda citizens petition one after another, asking that Ruan Zhu be designated a national treasure and carefully raised with the resources of the whole country.

They say that the pandas were so enthusiastic that day that, after they left, the ground was covered in sharp claw marks, sunk three inches, and strewn with flying rubble.

Ruan Zhu is stunned. Good things like this just fall from the sky?

From then on, Ruan Zhu lives the lavish life of a national treasure raised by pandas

The pandas say, "Her skin is so delicate. Put down twenty duck-down quilts and replace all her bedding with velvet!"

Ruan Zhu: ...T-twenty quilts?! S-stop, claws!

The pandas say, "She's so small, and she eats so little. Let's start with one meal an hour!"

Barrels of milk big enough for Ruan Zhu to climb into and bathe in, bamboo-shoot cakes taller than she is, bamboo-shoot biscuits, bamboo-shoot steamed buns, apples, bananas, grapes, and carrots grown a hundred times their usual size...

Ruan Zhu: ...Are you feeding a pig? Even a pig would think this is ridiculous!

The pandas say, "She lives alone in a thousand-square-meter house and sleeps in a hundred-square-meter bed. She must be lonely, right?"

Ruan Zhu: What kind of heavenly retirement is this? I could borrow another five hundred years from Heaven!

Until one day

The first leader of the Panda Kingdom comes before her and transforms into a handsome young man. Gentle but resolute, he reaches out and begins to peel off her silk dress.

Ruan Zhu: W-what are you doing? I'm the only human, a delicate national treasure. I'll perform, but I won't sell my body!

(P.S. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story. There are countless good novels on Jinjiang, and surely there's one that's right for you. The world is beautiful. I hope you and I can be even better. Peace and love.)

Theme: May good people have peaceful lives