After Hearing My Pet Rabbit's Thoughts

"What's it like to hear a rabbit's thoughts?"

The day Xiao Hengyi lost his eligibility for a recommendation to graduate school, he found a lop-eared rabbit. It was yellow, with long ears, small enough to fit in his palm, and had fainted there, so he temporarily took it home.

That night, while Xiao Hengyi drank alone in low spirits, the rabbit woke up and studied him for a while. Then it suddenly bumped him with its fluffy chest.

A voice sounded by his ear:

Human, you can cry against the rabbit's chest!

Xiao Hengyi: "...?"

He stared at the yellow rabbit's chest, flecked with white fur, and wondered if the cheap liquor had given him hallucinations.

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Ever since Xiao Hengyi became able to hear this rabbit's thoughts, he has been forced to listen to it complain about him every day.

For example, the first time he fed it, the rabbit wriggled its three-lobed mouth and grumbled, "Disgusting. Looks like this guy can't afford decent grass. I'll leave tomorrow."

Xiao Hengyi sat in the middle of the little villa with a courtyard that he had bought outright, deep in thought, then quietly switched to a new imported brand of rabbit food.

The rabbit was finally satisfied. After eating its fill, it stretched out in its nest to bask, belly up. "This isn't bad. I suppose I can stay a few more days."

But when it got caught stealing fruit and the human put it back in its cage, the rabbit angrily stuck up one ear. "What a rude human! I'll break out tonight!"

Xiao Hengyi: "..."

You ungrateful rabbit. I'll find you an owner tonight!

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As luck would have it, the next day a junior student who claimed to be the rabbit's owner contacted him, asking to take the rabbit back.

Xiao Hengyi arranged to meet him. A yellow-haired junior with two tufts of hair sticking straight up arrived, looking furious, and held out his hand. "Give me back my rabbit!"

At the same time, a familiar voice rang out in Xiao Hengyi's mind: "That rude human thinks he can keep me? In his dreams!"

Hearing the familiar insults in his ear, Xiao Hengyi looked at the adorable but bad-tempered junior and asked without a change in expression, "You say the rabbit is yours. Do you have proof?"

"A purchase record? Photos of its furniture? At the very least, you must have a picture together, right?"

Xu Rong: "...No."

He's the rabbit himself. How could he have a photo with himself?

Xiao Hengyi deliberately said, "Then how can you prove the rabbit is yours and that you're not just trying to get it for free?"

"...?" Xu Rong angrily stuck up his tufts of hair.

Aaaah! How dare you slander me? I'll bite you to death when I get back!

PS: [A prickly but adorable, easily flustered rabbit as the pursued × a wickedly playful pursuer who looks like a perfect gentleman]

A sweet little story of around 200,000 Chinese characters. Add it to your collection!

Theme: Love animals