[Western Crossover] Hobo Simulator, but I'm a Batkid

Gray got his hands on the latest game and decided to go play as a beggar right away. - Player: Gray Simulation city: Gotham Survival difficulty: ★★★★★ Player's starting stats: Average person Identity (cannot be changed): Homeless man Body: Default scan of the player's appearance and genetic makeup Abnormal identity detected. Bug found. Space-time imbalance. Error report. Correction. Confirmed. Player: Gray · ## Identity (cannot be changed): Homeless man, son of ## Welcome, player Gray · ##, to Homeless Simulator. _ One day, Jason went across the street to buy a spicy hot dog. The moment he got it, a hand reached out beside him. “Let me try some.” Gray stopped the NPC without hesitation, and just as expected, the NPC shared his food with him. This actually worked! Let's try again. One day, Tim stopped to buy coffee on his way home from work. As he stepped out of his car in his suit, a hand reached out beside him. “Give me money.” “...” Even for Gotham, this was a bit much. Tim turned around and saw Bruce's grimy face. _ Gray was taken back to a huge manor and scrubbed clean. Sitting at a table laden with expensive ingredients, he shoveled food into his mouth and suddenly realized: This hidden identity was definitely a trap. It was going to keep him from becoming the ultimate homeless master! So, that very night, Gray ran away. - Gray had always thought the game was just a game, until he discovered that the stats he raised and traits he unlocked through grinding in the game carried over into real life. Specifically, he could arm-wrestle his classmate Peter Parker, always win prizes in raffles, and find bandages whenever he went near a trash can... and the inky-black guy from the game came looking for him. But more than the Bat-kid's identity, there was something else Gray cared about. “...” Wait, did I actually go to another world and become a beggar?! Thinking of every trash can he had rummaged through across all of Gotham, Gray felt like the sky had fallen down! - *Homeless doesn't necessarily mean beggar, but the homeless player Gray is definitely one *Out of character *A lighthearted, funny short story Theme: Play at life.